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Jesus-napping 

Kidnapping of a Jesus Christ or Baby Jesus figurine from a nativity scene—also defined as Creche-robbing.
An alleged Jesus-napping was reported on New Year's Eve from St. Matthew Roman Catholic Church's nativity scene. The Baby Jesus figurine was reportedly worth $30. Police believe the Creche-robbing occurred between 8 p.m. on Dec. 31 and 10 a.m. Jan. 1.
Jesus-napping by PoliceBeat January 23, 2012
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Amund-napping 

When an Amund is kidnapped by his/hers/their friends
La oss gå på Amund-napping

Let’s go Amund-napping
Amund-napping by Akselurien September 10, 2021

Douche-napping 

Dou-che-napp-ing

When a giant douche kidnaps a joke in a real-time discussion, then posts it on Facebook for credit, all while simultaneously bragging about his ubber biceps and amazing salary
a potential Douche-napping example:

A old semi-douchey co-worker contacts you via IM. You decide to tell him a joke created by you and no other. He hijacks the joke and posts it on facebook as his own, while simultaneously talking to you about how cool he is!
Douche-napping by w3birdman March 16, 2011
Napping is when rest is used for the form of entertainment.
Id rather be Napping right now.
Napping by Thrashers123 December 22, 2016

stress napping

taking multiple short naps (usually ranging from 10-30 minutes) to avoid immediate work, which often results in an unintentionally long period of rest because the time wasted by the previous nap places so much stress on the napper that he or she perceives the need to nap again
"How is your work coming along?"
"I started working last night and wanted to get two papers done before going to bed. Then I got overwhelmed so I stress napped from 9 pm until 7 am."

"I should be studying but I'm stress napping"
stress napping by fretl December 1, 2019

dirt napping 

The act of laying in the grave in a dead state.
That dude be dirt nappin' after ma boys bust a cap in his ass.
dirt napping by KBK January 23, 2005

Desk Napping 

happens during school when a student is napping in class but can still hear the teacher talking. Hence dreaming what the teacher is lecturing about
When Mr. Smith was talking about WWII, I was desk napping about the exact same thing!
Desk Napping by 54763875639464 November 15, 2010