napface 

Those give-away creases and indentations on your cheeks caused by prolonged contact with sheets and pillows while sleeping.

M: "Adam, why didn't you come down for dinner when I called you?"

A: "Sorry mum, I was studying really, REALLY hard."

M: "Then why do you have napface?"

napface by loulahoula September 28, 2012

napfire

When you take a short nap in the hopes that doing so will revitalize your mind, body and soul, effectively refreshing you completely.

Except in this case, it completely backfires on you and has terrible reverse effects; you wake up feeling even more tired than you were before, you're groggy, cranky and quite possibly feeling ill.

Sue: Are you getting ready to go out and watch the ballet with me dear?

John: Hell with that crap. I fell asleep and it totally napfired on me. Now I feel like a bag of smashed ass. Take your mother.

napfire by scaryjesus February 14, 2012

Napfap 

The act of masturbating while taking a nap.

Bevan was napfapping while Ludicolo was singing the Tell Me song.

Napfap by UFUUU~! November 5, 2008

napfucking 

a nap so good - it's like fucking.

This waffle is napfucking delicious.

napfucking by tarocake May 17, 2012

Napflix 

verb. The act of intentionally putting a boring show on Netflix with the aim of zoning out or falling sleep. Normally during the day, however, this technique can also be used to cure insomnia.

It's been a long day so I'm gonna lounge on the couch and napflix.

Napflix by 6napster9 May 3, 2018

Napflix 

Waking up into a netflix binge and not knowing what episode you are in or what is going on.

Last Sunday I had a 3 hour Napflix while watching Game of Thrones and missed the whole Red Wedding.

Napflix by therealdana101 September 19, 2014

Napflix 

An adjective describing the action of a person who attempts to watch a "Netflix" film and falls asleep within the opening credits.

Mom claims she is going to watch season four of The Office, it turned into another Napflix session instead.

Napflix by JMins April 12, 2009