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jack nap 

A napkin one uses to clean up with after jacking off.
Dude throw away your nasty "jack nap"
jack nap by KennyPayne November 28, 2020
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The act of jacking off before taking a nap.
Have you seen Andy? Is he downstairs taking a jack nap?
Jack Nap by PH2025 October 19, 2025

jack n' nap 

To jack off only to be followed by a nice relaxing nap, for a euphoric sensation.
Yeah, I came home yesterday pretty beat, so I just jack n' napped it off.
While sleeping, you involuntarily force your hand down your pants and start beating your meat.
I tore my jirta during my napjack.

I had a great napjack last night.

While I was dreaming about Jessica Alba, I had a napjack.

My mom walked in on my napjack last night and called my pastor to pray for me.

"How was your night last night? Did you get laid?"
"No, but I had a very nice napjack."
Napjack by Jirta October 2, 2009

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
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How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026