nap
To steal or borrow without permission. Comes from "kidnap," which means stealing a kid.
Al Gore: "Governor Bush, you are not going to nap this election!"
George W. Bush: "Oh yes I am. Heh heh heh!"

Girl: "I'm going to run to the ladies' room. Watch my purse while I'm gone."
Guy: "OK."
(Girl goes to restroom, someone steals purse)
Girl: "Where's my purse?"
Guy: "Some sketchy-looking dude came by and purse-napped. Sorry."
Girl: "What? I told you to watch it!"
Guy: "I did. I was watching the entire time the guy was napping it! What did you want me to do, stop him?"
Girl: "Yes!!!"
Guy: "Oh, well you should have said that earlier."
#jack #pilfer #snag #steal #rob
by Nicholas D February 27, 2009
Top Definition
nap
3 hours of sleep or less
Zerostar took a nap from 2pm to 5pm.
by GheTTo January 08, 2004
Nap
A discrete term for a masturbation session.
My roommate just left for class, so I think I'm going to take a nap.
by sfzDefiner April 14, 2004
nap
A pro re nata session of sleep. Can last as little as 10 minutes (powernap), to 3-4 hours. Not recommended for the ambitious personality, and usually frowned upon by semper fidelis types. Naps are sometimes instituted in some kindgergarten classes. Excessively long daytime naps may contribute to insomnia.
Howard: "I think i'm gonna take a nap."

Nester: "What a waste of time."

Howard: *Sleeps in bed for 2 hours*

Howard: "That was great!"
#nap #sleep #powernap #lazy #insomnia
by vincent napod September 15, 2009
Having peas in your head; Buckshots
The inability for hair to be penetrated by combs.
Thia has naps in the back of her head.
by Sheldon November 20, 2003
NAP
Non Aggression Pact.
guy1: We should attack them!
guy2: Sorry m8, but got a NAP with them..
#nep #nip #nop #nup #naap
by psy4 May 30, 2006
Nap
A time of relaxation, not necessarily a sleep. Just a time where you can lie down and recuperate.
Im going to watch a film and nap
#nap #relax #recuperate #chill #rest
by PotteroftheLynne March 13, 2012
nap
often used wrongly by german computer-players for "newbie", meaning an inexperienced player of computer-games.

it is derived from:
newbie ->
noob (phonetically) ->
nub (phonetically again) ->
germans who think this should be pronounced "nap" (phonetically yet again)
Exercia is a nap.
Translates to: Exercia has no clue what she is talking about and should go back to school for some english-lesson.
by dumdidum October 07, 2004
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