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or NAP, m. not a prince, f. not a princess. A person who has a false claim to royal lineage through purchase, barter, adoption, or delusion.
Ex. prince frederic von anhalt is nap and princess zsa zsa von anhalt(gabor) is nap by marriage.
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by anemi easy Apr 12, 2007 share this
1. nap
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3 hours of sleep or less
Zerostar took a nap from 2pm to 5pm.
by GheTTo Jan 8, 2004 share this
2. Nap
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A discrete term for a masturbation session.
My roommate just left for class, so I think I'm going to take a nap.
by sfzDefiner Apr 14, 2004 share this
3. nap
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A pro re nata session of sleep. Can last as little as 10 minutes (powernap), to 3-4 hours. Not recommended for the ambitious personality, and usually frowned upon by semper fidelis types. Naps are sometimes instituted in some kindgergarten classes. Excessively long daytime naps may contribute to insomnia.
Howard: "I think i'm gonna take a nap."

Nester: "What a waste of time."

Howard: *Sleeps in bed for 2 hours*

Howard: "That was great!"
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by vincent napod Sep 15, 2009 share this
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To steal or borrow without permission. Comes from "kidnap," which means stealing a kid.
Al Gore: "Governor Bush, you are not going to nap this election!"
George W. Bush: "Oh yes I am. Heh heh heh!"

Girl: "I'm going to run to the ladies' room. Watch my purse while I'm gone."
Guy: "OK."
(Girl goes to restroom, someone steals purse)
Girl: "Where's my purse?"
Guy: "Some sketchy-looking dude came by and purse-napped. Sorry."
Girl: "What? I told you to watch it!"
Guy: "I did. I was watching the entire time the guy was napping it! What did you want me to do, stop him?"
Girl: "Yes!!!"
Guy: "Oh, well you should have said that earlier."
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by Nick D Feb 27, 2009 share this
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Non Aggression Pact.
guy1: We should attack them!
guy2: Sorry m8, but got a NAP with them..
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by psy4 May 30, 2006 share this
6. nap
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often used wrongly by german computer-players for "newbie", meaning an inexperienced player of computer-games.

it is derived from:
newbie ->
noob (phonetically) ->
nub (phonetically again) ->
germans who think this should be pronounced "nap" (phonetically yet again)
Exercia is a nap.
Translates to: Exercia has no clue what she is talking about and should go back to school for some english-lesson.
by dumdidum Oct 7, 2004 share this
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A US Army term for Non Airborne Personel. Defines soldiers who are not airborne qualified and unable to perform combat parachuting duties.
"Look at that NAP, what a douche bag!"
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by AirborneSoldier14 Aug 17, 2009 share this
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