| 1. | Name Rape | ||
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The act of someone guessing the pronunciation of other's names wrong on a consistent basis. This action happens on a defenseless and unwanted level, giving the victim a feeling of being raped. No matter how common the name is, the Name Rapist will always completely butcher the attempt at pronouncing a name. The victim may spend large amounts of time pondering how someone could possibly fail so badly. Victims may be Name Raped multiple times by the same Name Rapist. Name rapists will usually strike again and again until a victim has spoken up about previous incidents. Sometimes a Name Rape is followed by a quick aside, showing even more ignorance. The following is an example of a college professor engaging in Name Rape during the first class of the semester:
Prof.-"Deeemon Smith? That's odd.." Demond-"Demoond!" Prof."I was gonna say....." Prof.-"Katey Willshit? *looks around*" Prof.-"Katey?" Katey-"Whilleshet" Prof.-"Ahh" Prof-"Shakira Montorossa?" Shakara-"Shakaaaar(rolls R)aa Monterosa!" Prof.-"Sorry Shakira." |
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| 2. | Name's Mom | ||
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Probably some 789lb. fat-fuck who grew up blowing away anyone who used slang at all, even when quoting it. She taught her son, Name, how to kill, instead of anything good at all, and at one point raped him, causing something in his brain to go off and turn him into a man with a one-track mind. Name's mom is so stupid, she got stabbed with a revolver and shot with throwing knives.
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| 3. | Eastoned | ||
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When someone has been "raped" ( owned ) very badly. This name is commonly used in the suburbs of Chicago. We "Eastoned" them in footbal. The Score was 32 to one
or Damn! She raped me so hard, I could feel it in the morning. |
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| 4. | tigerrei | ||
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Someone who got his name raped on a website for being a fag. The tigerrei followed his little wanky to a girls house and fucked over his friends.
Watch as the tigerrei gets raped by little midgets on a website for being a douche. |
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| 5. | Facebook-rape | ||
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This is when go on to Facebook (or My Space, Bebo etc) under a friend's user name because they've been silly enough to keep their account logged on unattended. Once you're on, to punish them for making this silly mistake, you then message random people random things, changing their status etc. (nothing offensive obviously). Once the dirty deed is done, log off leaving them none the wiser. 'I went went on facebook on a pal's computer, I forgot to log off and got facebook-raped!'
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| 6. | Ronballs | ||
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A person with a circumference, or someone with the same consistancy as Ron Jeremy. many forms of the word Ronballs may be used in many different circumstances for instance, in an easier way of stating certain places, things, events or names, variations of ronballs may be used, such as "DunKREN DoHENS" or "seven-elevHEN". so "DA for why tins no more are there store in." the name derives from a mythological creature deriving in the North New Jersey area, it was said that on a certain date of 4/19 Pops Raped Ron, so from there on out it has been known customary in the area for his name to be remembered by posting a simple "Pops Raped Ron 4/19" in any area that may be seen by others and cherished among all Homosapiens. Pops Raped Ron
"Mommy why can't ronballs take a shower?" "Because honey, Pops will rape him" "hey man, why did the radio turn up" "I guess the ghost that raped ron got to it" |
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| 7. | Berry Rape | ||
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The act of Berry Raping someone takes place in a Black Berry Messenger Chat Room that you and your friends have created. If you leave your phone unattended or someone is clever enough to sneak your phone away from you with out knowing, they then start typing gay, and obscene comments from your phone into the chat room so it looks like you are saying all of this stuff. You can also change the other persons BBM picture to a huge cock, or 2 gay guys kissing, and even change their BBM name(ex: Rand to RandLovesCock) If this happens to you, you have just been Berry Raped. John is the person being Berry Raped
BBM Chat Room: John:I LOVE BALLS IN MY MOUTH WHILE I FINGER BANG DOGS!! Pete: hahah wow you are such a sick bastard. Alex: Yah, wow dude whats wrong with you.... Steve: what a weirdo... |
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