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Somebody who has the complusion to defecate in the nude.
Ryan is a total naked molerat! I walked in on him in the bathroom and he wasn't wearing any clothes!
by chupacabra1998 April 30, 2010
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Term used to describe a fully shaved vagina.
Girl one: You ready for your big date tonight?
Girl two: Yeah, I beze sporting a naked molerat.
by 4evabig March 16, 2008
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Someone looking particularly unattractive, usually early in the morning or late at night. Characteristics include squinty eyes, hair pressed flat against head, puffy features. Usually the result of poor or no sleep and/or way too late/early to be up and moving around.
She washed her face and brushed her hair, but a naked mole rat still stared back at her in the mirror.

After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.

That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!
by Inanna October 05, 2007
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most possibly the grossest looking animal in the history of the world it has no hair and is all wrinkly
person 1 : oh my god what is that it looks like the devil has come from hell arrrghhh!!!!!!!!
person 2 : nah it's just a naked mole rat
by ranga August 10, 2006
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A ugly bitch with huge eyes that sucks everybodys dicks in the hood
She a fuckin nakedmolerat!!!
by Rugar April 30, 2007
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a vagina with teeth. Hurting the wang on contact when it does not want to be entered. otherwise known as rape, or one ugly ass dude trying to take advantage of your drunk ass. It is a natural reflex of the vagina.
"here fucking naked mole rat closed right on my dick!, it fucking tore it off!"

"i am one ball less because of her naked mole rat."
by tearrrr itt offf March 21, 2009
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I don't know anyone with a Naked Mole Rat...
by taggerung November 30, 2009
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