Top Definition
Somebody who has the complusion to defecate in the nude.
Ryan is a total naked molerat! I walked in on him in the bathroom and he wasn't wearing any clothes!
by chupacabra1998 April 30, 2010
Term used to describe a fully shaved vagina.
Girl one: You ready for your big date tonight?
Girl two: Yeah, I beze sporting a naked molerat.
by 4evabig March 16, 2008
Someone looking particularly unattractive, usually early in the morning or late at night. Characteristics include squinty eyes, hair pressed flat against head, puffy features. Usually the result of poor or no sleep and/or way too late/early to be up and moving around.
She washed her face and brushed her hair, but a naked mole rat still stared back at her in the mirror.

After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.

That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!
by Inanna October 05, 2007
A ugly bitch with huge eyes that sucks everybodys dicks in the hood
She a fuckin nakedmolerat!!!
by Rugar April 30, 2007
When a man skins of the foreskin on his penis and scrotum area, then soaks it in water until wrinkled. He then inserts his penis into a woman's asshole after she takes a crap and doesn't wipe.
Dave totally Naked Molerat-ed Jenny after she was trying to do a Dirty Sanchez.
by The Naked Newfag June 23, 2011
Uncircumcised Penis
I don't know anyone with a Naked Mole Rat...
by taggerung November 30, 2009
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