When a women sits on a man's lap and engages in covering the testicles with fecies.
Charlene approached me with a swagger, sat on my naked lap and began to cover my nuts with her warm butt love. When she finished she turned and I announced "That's the best damn chocolate squirl I have ever had".
When your hip pops out durring activities... Such as Pole dancing, lap dancing, sex, mowing the lawn naked!
Dougie was mowing the lawn naked... BAM trick hip popped out!
A male, ususally, but not limited to being directly born and raised in the cornfields of Indiana. Other acceptable cornfield states are, nebraska, kansas, and the dakotas.
A person that is dirty/notorious for doing the mainly these acts:
-Running naked laps after getting skunked in beer die or pong
-shoving leaves into a girls mouth and then purusing a makeout session with her.
-Getting extremely wasted and puking, peeing and pooping his pants all in the same night. Also when wested, usually found being extremely vocal (loud) for no aparent reason and causing a ruckus, while having his voice crack from time to time
dude, the dirty perk just ran a naked lap at 7:30 in the afternoon!!!
do you remember semiformal last year when the dirty perk shoved leaves in his dates mouth and then made out with her!?!?
OMG the dirty perk is under his desk right now and i think he pooped his pants!
Usually a firey red head who has an attitude to match. She is very sexually frustrated most days and sometimes fixes that by masturbating with a large black dildo. is usually a remarkbly good looking lass, but sometimes is a bit of a shazza.
is known to get down and dirty once induced with alcohol and doesn't mind getting naked and giving raunchy lap dances.
Lisha loves to get drunk and take control of her boyfriend by making him give her head until she squirts
boy 1: hey are you having that party at yours tonight?
boy 2: yeah man, why?
Boy 1: invite lisha, you know your going to get a naked lap dances
boy 2: SHIT YEAHH!
A type of lap dance that is like a regular one except the woman pisses on your lap. It is a kind of kinky sex play.
He got a piss dance.
Similar to a lap dance, but a girl rubes oil over her body. Usually with the accompaniment of music and lingerie. The girl generally ends up naked.
Jim: My girlfriend surprised me with an oil show last night.
Jim: Yar - she rubbed baby oil ALL OVER her body while dancing to music. She started in lingerie and finished naked.
Jack: Fuck, I'd love to see that - she's hot as.
Somebody (usually a woman) who uses provocative dance whilst dis-robing to extract money from sad, sex-starves letches.
Stripper: Beautiful, intelligent lady that I saw make $150 dollars in 10 minutes by shaking her naked breats at a patheitc little man. Ha! She wins! He was definitely the one being exploited.