| 1. | Piggy Pile | ||
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A pile of naked women getting it on with each other and / or other men. Most likely to occur during an orgy, multiple girls on one guy, or just a pile of lesbians having fun. Guy: Did you go to that wild orgy last night? I didn't see you around.
Girl: I was at the bottom of that 5 girl Piggy Pile enjoying myself. |
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| 2. | Chuck Norris Facts | ||
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The phenomena that is Chuck Norris and facts proving he is one bad motha... SHUT YO MOUTH.
I'm just talkin 'bout Chuck.... These facts are popularly known in the realm of cool people. I'm serious. Look it up in Wikipedia. That is all, says Chuck. Chuck Norris Facts:
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. There are two types of people in the world… people that suck, and Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris’ sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter. Chuck Norris is responsible for China’s over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly. Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota. When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he’ll beat it into you. The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage. Whoever said “only the good die young” was probably in Chuck Norris’s kindergarten class. Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for “Chuck Norris’ basement”. Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wipes his rear with chain mail and sandpaper. Chuck Norris? sperm is so badrear, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a ... |
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Chuck Norris Facts are an Internet phenomenon of satirical "facts" about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris. The "facts" tend to involve absurdly exaggerated claims of Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, and masculinity stated in an absurdly serious tone; for example:
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Chuck Norris Facts:
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. There are two types of people in the world… people that suck, and Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris’ sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter. Chuck Norris is responsible for China’s over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly. Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota. When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he’ll beat it into you. The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage. Whoever said “only the good die young” was probably in Chuck Norris’s kindergarten class. Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for “Chuck Norris’ basement”. Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wipes his rear with chain mail and sandpaper. Chuck Norris? sperm is so badrear, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a ... |
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| 4. | BEAR GRYLLS | ||
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A BEAR GRYLLS is known to be the deadliest creature on the Earth. when encountering a BEAR GRYLLS, use extreme caution. use a heavy english accent when adressing a BEAR GRYLLS. if the BEAR GRYLLS begins to do aerobics naked next to a fire in Siberia, you must proceed into emergency actions...
Emergency Actions: 1-Scratch Armpits and make sounds like a Walrus. 2-do the Kit-Kat handshake with yourself....fast. 3-make yourself seem inferior, (which you are) to the BEAR GRYLLS, this is doneby making gesturees of a blowjob. 4-shake a baby 5-shake another baby 6-put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye If this doesn't work, pelvic thrust again and again until the threat goes away. but DO NOT rap harcore, the BEAR GRYLLS will charge. If the BEAR GRYLLS decides he is going to kill you, there is nothing you can do, he will rip you limb from limb. I once saw a BEAR GRYLLS get shot square in the eye, and didn't even blink. My brother was attacked by a BEAR GRYLLS and combusted
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| 5. | Bromance | ||
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A relationship between two guys that is so strong that they do everything together. They can finish each others sentences and know what the other is thinking, nothing is kept secret. They are basically the same person. Although they may seem like a gay couple they aren't. They both like girls and do not mind sharing each others girlfriends with each other. Most guys in a bromance do not mind seeing each other naked and plan on sharing girlfriends in hot steamy foursomes. They also have a best friend handshake with a green shirt. Bromances start in high school (usually senior year on the tennis courts) and last for the rest of their lives. Nothing can stop a bromance and once one happens it is irreversible. The phrase "bromance no matter what life has to throw at them" applies and everyone knows that they are awesome. Bromance before Romance. Robby and Zach are best friends, some may say they have a bromance
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