| 1. | Naked Squatter | ||
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1. A squatter often found dwelling naked in your cupboard
2. A person who premature ejaculates at the sight of cupboards 3. Check your cupboard; it is common for a creature known as Jim to be masturbating in there FUCK ME! There's a naked squatter in my cupboard!
Hey James! There's a young boy fapping in my cupboard. Don't worry, it's just another naked squatter. Seriously, you've been in there 3 weeks. Stop masturbating and go home! Fucking naked squatters... |
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| 2. | naked pictures | ||
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Maybe okay for adults but not people under 18. 1/3 of people send naked pics under the age of 18. Some never get caught, others get charged for child pornography. If you get caught under age you will get fines and get a crappy job when you are older. I say you should not send them unless you really trust the person. Don't let them beg you into it because it is wrong, stand up for yourself and just say no! WARNING!!!! may ruin your life ut just a click of a button!.... alex: did you hear that girl sent naked pictures of herself to tim?
ben: yeah thats so gross! alex: yeah she is gonna get in a lot of shit from doing that! ben: yepp.... |
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| 3. | Naked Peekaboo | ||
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To engage your partner in "Naked Peekaboo" is to play the game of actual peekaboo as you would a young child that you are trying to amuse and make giggle because it is so adorable. However, for this adult-rated version there are a few differences. 1.) Most notably. That it should never be done with anyone under the age of 18. 2.) No clothes. 3.) You do not have your hands over your eyes, you have them over your genitalia. 4.) Have your partner get very close to your hands, you then say, "Peekaboo!", remove your hands and let one of the funnest nights of your life commence as your significant (or insignificant) other will be so incredibly turned on by this classy maneuver that they will do whatever you want them to. Putty in your hands. Or playdoh. Whichever. Travie McCoy-"Maybe we can go to your place and play some naked peekaboo."
Girl-"OMG yessssss!!!" |
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| 4. | irish steve | ||
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A Crazy irish person who has no penis, he has a mumdad. A man that is usually naked most of the weekend and is a real piece of shit. All hate him. No-one wants to be near him or smell him. What a cock. `I fucking hate you, i wish you would get hit by a bus,
You deserve to have a vist from irish steve.` `You just had sex with a child under six, you are such an irish steve.` |
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| 5. | naked tree | ||
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NAKED TREE nay-ked tuh-ree (verb?)
A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed. "Oh crap baby! My kid woke up...quick...naked tree!"
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| 6. | Naked Tree | ||
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NAKED TREE
A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed. "Oh no! My kids up! Quick, be a naked tree"
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| 7. | douche whistle | ||
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A man who has a girl move in and puts her in the spare room to watch his bastard child, while he brings home fat chicks to sleep in his bed. I thought he was a real douche whistle when I saw the naked chick go to the bathroom. But the baby was crying so I couldnt ask.
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