the one TRUE way to know if someone really loves you. for to cook bacon with all its hot spitting grease with no protection at all, shows dedication and a real commitment to another person.
i woke up and knew April was my soul mate when i saw her cooking me some naked bacon in the morning.
by Shtoink April 16, 2007
Can you define these popular missing words?
when a male inserts his penis into a female without protection. Unprotected Sex.
Damn i gave that broad the naked bacon, now i'm having a baby.
by Jayson David Dixon November 22, 2008