naked ape; some what a hairless guerilla; medium in size, ranging from a small monkey to a average size guerilla. If the nape does have hair it is usually a very slight amount (like peach fuzz) and a brownish redish color. A nape is mainly part of the guerilla family, but is also strangly related to the naked mole rat and the kangaroo.
Warning: If spotted a nape they are very rare and should not be fed things such as the following:
<li>any type of large stick
<li>chicken noodle soup
The naked apes on the other hand do love to consume chicken on a stick and fries or grilled cheese preferable from the kids menue of friendly's
A <b>nape</b> escaped from the zoo and was jumping around like wild scaring all the people.
An ideology based essentially on the idea expounded by Karl Marx, that in an ideal society everyone would receive what they needed and would produce according to their capacity. From this idea was elaborated a doctrine whereby a Socialist state would be established that would in time subsume the economic structure of society into itself. At this point the State itself would wither and the new ideal Communist society would emerge. It's surely a beautiful idea on paper, and may even work with small tribal bands ... but just try to apply it to a society made of millions of us naked apes and see what happens.
Marx incidentally suggested that agrarian societies would be more likely to develop in time along such lines; the adoption of Communist doctrine by industrial societies like Leninist-Stalinist Russia may arguably be in itself a perversion of Marx's idea.
Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man. Communism is the exact reverse. - John Gardner
Any man who is not a Communist at the age of twenty is a fool. Any man who is still a Communist at the age of thirty is an even bigger fool. - George Bernard Shaw.
Communism: right idea, wrong species. - Jermaine Evans
The Catholic and the Communist are alike in assuming that an opponent cannot be both intelligent and sincere. - George Orwell.
A Communist is like a crocodile - when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up. - Winston Churchill
This disease is a type of bestiality in which the suffer actually feels attracted to monkeys. This disease has many dangerous side effects such as monkey blow jobs, making-out with monkeys, naked showers with monkeys, or in extreme cases monkey sex. This can lead to all kinds of problems such as AIDS, planet of the apes syndrome, or extreme social isolation.
Dude Josh just fucked the monkey! His zoo fever really took hold of him after a few shots of vodka. I just hope he doesn't have AIDS now.