rayray-"man if i got pulled over while im baked off my ass, i know exactly what im gonna say"

shorty-"really and what's that?"

rayray-"well if the cop says ma'am are you on the maryjuana? I say "nah sho i aint fly""

shorty- "wtf"

rayray-"damn i meant to say nah fool i aint high"

shorty-"hahaha yea you're totally baked