The real name of a Sex Vampire who bummed
a load of Carpathians in Moldavia around the 1st century before Winona
Ryder chucks herself in the river for being a klepto
. Used to impale people on his four foot dick which he also fought with.
Nad the Impale-Her pornstar name in spoof movie of 'Barb's Stoked U Know's Spankula' from 1993, pisstake of cool Keanu flick.