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1.
A terrible island off the Scottish coast inhabited by snidge-vocs, curmelsnadgers and the ghost of Rupert Snips.

The inhabitants aren't too keen on gentle cakes. The battenburg is most pleasing to their unsophisticated palettes.
"I've been toasted by the voc! Call a vurdlevet!"
by Jim Bean March 11, 2005