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A person who exhibits both the characteristics of a n00b and a douche at the same time. Common phrases may include: "let's get some bitches drunk and fuck them...on camera" or "I bet I could school Ty Lawson one-on-one" or "I live in 620, or 687" or "My name is Rob"
Rob was being such a n0uche the other day, and by "the other day," I mean always.
by s_t_k September 23, 2007

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