n. (n00btard) one who is a newbie, and subsequently retarded
v. (n00btarded, n00btarding) to perform something with n00b qualities, (to totally n00bize something)
that dumbass n00btard can't find the bomb.
that dumbass SUV driver n00btarded me, now i have a broken leg! the sheep-fucker!
a hybrid of noob(n00b) and tard (short for retard), sometimes also spelled "noobtard".
used to describe someone's whose idiocy, inexperience, or naivete caused them to act like a retard.
"wow. what a n00btard. he knew we were gonna hang out and he still got himself grounded by fighting with his parents."