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n00bsickle

A n00b so fagtastic to the point where he has frozen himself solid. A fat ass, cold n00b, accidently locked in a grocery store freezer when he mistook a digorno pizza box for the newest War of Worldcraft expansion pack.
"Jesse was actin like a total n00bsickle when he didnt realize
that a quief was a vaginal fart, thinking it was "girl cum".."
n00bsickle by Aaaron11 November 21, 2006
An n00bsicle, Like a n00b, Newb, Newbie is someone who is less skilled than yourself.

It can also be used to describe someone who behaved immaturely, either in real life, or on the internet.
Example 1 - A person is able to shoot 5 bulls eyes in a row, the next person does not shoot any, they are a n00bsicle as you just owned them

Example 2 - You are playing Battlefield 2, someone runs in front of your plane to affect your score, They become a n00bsicle
n00bsicle by Jason Gunn July 2, 2006

n00battack 

A very young n00b... capable of assault.
JackAttack is really a n00battack in disguise!
n00battack by BToxx July 5, 2011

n00balicious 

Something that directly relates to n00bish behavior.

for example, something is n00balicious if n00bs enjoy it, use it, or misuse it (being that they are n00bs).

also,

n00blalicious can be a way to describe particularly n00bish actions by someone
" damn, i can't believe he doesn't know how to direct his character. that's completely n00balicious"

or

"The way Rose acts around boys is completely n00balicious... she looks like an idiot"

n00bsickle

A person who is very unexprienced with human relationships. ie. spends too much time with their computer. BRICE!!
Go get a job, n00bsickle.
n00bsickle by Jelly June 6, 2004

n00balicious 

When something or someone is so bad at what they do (ex: Halo) that they are beyond a n00b, and you know they are.
That game was n00balicious, I owned the whole team.
n00balicious by stevesexcore February 25, 2008