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A player who may or may not be new to a game, but insists on doing brainless things, especially things that hinder the team. Those who are defined as "n00bs" will also refuse to listen to words of wisdom or, even worse, berate those who try to help.
j00 n00b I'm going to report you to n00bstories.com
by Crimson February 01, 2004
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An individual that plays a particular multiplayer game less than 15 hours a day, thus causing him/her to be less skilled at that game than the person calling him/her a n00b. N00bs are usually classified as having a job, an active social life, and possibly a lover. These things are reviled in the "gamer" community, which means that n00bs are hated with a passion in thier circles. The term is usually used in Counterstrike servers and Battle.net, where many mouthbreathing "elite gamers" and internet tough-guys can be found.
Normal player: hey, how do I beat (x) if I'm using (y)?
"Elite" gamer: lololol ur a n00b u suk lolol pwned get sum skilz nub fag
Normal player: Uhhh....what?
by Dassh May 13, 2004
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people who try to act like they are better then other people when it comes to video games they have no experience with.
noob: oMY GODS I AM SO KIKED UR AZZ LOLLLLLZZ!!!1!!!!!!
RGamer: Stfu n00b.
noob: NO NO YOU SUX YOU SHUT UP
RGamer: shut up dude you suck
noob: NO NO I DO NOT SUCK YOU SUCK LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHahhAHhahah!
OGamer: Dude wtf?
noob: AHHAHA I OWN YOU BECUASE THIS PERSON IS STUPID
RGamer: Man ill kick your ass n00b
noob: OKAY KETS GO LEMME SEE YOU TRY!!!!!1!!
RGamer Has logged off
noob: HAHHAHAH I HE SCAREDOF ME
OGamer: Man you suck
OGamer has logged off
by blackmage53 December 08, 2004
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An insult describing a person who is not only lacking in knowledge of something, but also blatantly refuses to learn about it and even berates those who would benefit him with experience. Often used in computer game circles.
"God, that guy is a serious n00b - all he ever does is teamkill."
by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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very irratable and enoying. A Person who is new to something but acts like they are an expert, also usually using the "1337" hacker language. . . which is also a pile of bollox to be honest.
A n00b is different to a newb tho. a newb is new to something, but with out the stupid questions and big headed-ness.
n00b: I OwnZ Joo all LOL11!!1!11!1! , how do i get in the vehicle? LOL!!!11!!
Player: Press E
n00b: i Gonnas Pwn Joo ass LOL!L!11!!
Player: Burn in hell u fu*king piss sh*t
by Ryan Dean April 20, 2005
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A person who goes to a forum on the internet, and could easily blend in with the rest of the crowd, but chooses to act like an ass. Usually says something stupid like:
"Yo Yo Yo Im NeW HeRE AnD WAs WonDERin iF Ya'LL CoUlD TeLL mE WhAT GOes On ARouND HurRrRrRr... I dIdNT ReAD dA RuLES aND ReGs, b"
-ACTUAL quote
by Kikk0man June 25, 2004
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(n) an online user who still knows how to spell and use basic sentence structure
> Hello.
> stfu n00b u sukc ih8u gfy
by BeardedFatass January 09, 2004
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