| 1. | D.E.N.N.I.S System | ||
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The D.E.N.N.I.S. system refers to a fool proof system enabling men to obtain a woman's undying love, accompanied by life love devotion (if the man so desires). The D.E.N.N.I.S. system was made popular by Dennis Reynolds, a fictional character from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The system, although original in name, is similar to "The Effect," which also goes by the separate name "DJGorbeism," popularized by D.J.G. When one engages in "the effect" they are "IN EFFECT." D- Demonstrate Value E- Engage Physically N- Nurture Dependence N- Neglect Emotionally I- Inspire Hope S- Separate Entirely The way to win any girl's heart. Example of the D.E.N.N.I.S System/In Effect
Kalie, "Hey this is some good pizza." Dennis, "You're the one that is good." |
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| 2. | h.n.i.c. | ||
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You dumb-asses! h.n.i.c., or head nigga in charge, was made popular by morgan freeman (aka god himself) when he played Joe Clark in "Lean on Me". Joe Clark: You've tried it your way for years, and your students can't even pass the State's Minimum Basic Skills Test. That means they can barely read! Now, they've given me one year to turn this place around--to get those test scores up--so that the State will not take us over to perform the task which you have failed to accomplish: the task of educating our children! So forget about the way it used to be. This is not a damn democracy! We are in a state of emergency and my word is law! There's only one boss around here, and that's me. The H.N.I.C.
exits Mr. O'Malley: H.N.I.C? Ms. Levias: Head nigger in charge. |
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| 3. | My Little N i g g e r | ||
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You can call me Mr. M a j o r or ‘daddy’ M a j o r. I’m writing this to clarify the stuff written about my little n I g g e r Lawrence or Larry. I know he’s a problem for folks and some of you unlucky ones who have to be around him in Omaha. I managed to knock up his momma, who was a alcoholic crack whore. So from the beginning he wasn’t wanted. He was a chubby little squat. In fact his titties was bigger than his momma’s when he was a boy. But I could see that when he was a little baby, he was gonna be a problem. That’s one reason I left. I didn’t want to believe he came from my loins. He used to get in fights, but only when somebody else was there to protect him. His life of crime started early when he stole money from me from my wallet. He went on to stealing hubcaps, breaking windows and stealing from stores. He was sent to Boys Town, but I was gone then and from what I’ve read, he’s still a miserable little bastard. I know he’s diabetic, but still drinks too much anyway which makes him even worse. Them folks have to deal with a drunken loud mouth that runs around crying racism all the time. I know I wouldn’t hire him if I ran a business. He was, is, and will always be just a scum punk. I don’t envy anybody that’s around my little n I g g e r. I’ve said my peace.
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| 4. | N.I.G.G.A. | ||
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N - Never
I - Ignorant G - Getting G - Goals A - Acomplished 2Pac's album Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z.
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| 5. | notorious N.I.P. | ||
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An unexpected individual to have a pierced nipple, but who in fact does. A pun of the famous rapper's name 'Notorious B.I.G.' You would have never expected that girl to be the notorious N.I.P...
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| 6. | P.I.C.N.I.C | ||
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An acronym for: Problem in chair, not in computer. Guy #1: Hey guys help, I think my computer is broken, I can't find my start button.
Guy #2: Have you tried the lower left corner. Guy #1: Oh, thanks, you fixed it! Guy #2: Classic case of P.I.C.N.I.C |
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| 7. | H.M.F.I.C. | ||
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Head Mutha Fucka In Charge. Similar to H.N.I.C I need ta speek to the H.M.F.I.C.
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