when a girl has No Cheeks At All

Neo-Darwinist Against Christians

A "club" made by Kris and Bressler in late 2006. It was made for supporters of Atheism and Darwinism. And although it says "against christains". This term really applies to eliminating narrow-mindedness and putting up arguements to debate religion in general. It is not only directed at chritians as it's ideology is really against any religion. Not the right to believe what you wish. But saying that it is just fiction, or false in N.D.A.C.'s opinion. Members have unofficial documents, rules, and also a base-camp on "N.D.A.C Hill".

meaning "not currently mutual"
used on website pages,
or tags on clothing representing that the person putting or showing off "N.C.M." is single or mainly liking someone but not in a relationship.

The C.A.N.S. is an acronym for Crazy Ass Nigga Syndrome or also referred to as the 'Chris Tuckers'. This syndrome is often brought upon with the presence of THC or extreme moments of excitement. Symptoms are: Louder more high pitched voice, Screaming, and yelling.

No Income, No Job or Assets. A brave urban warrior who roams the city streets and job queues in search of the next quest. Perhaps some nice shoes, with laces or a delicious hot dog with extra relish and cheese.

Can be found:
- with a tie around his forehead, warrior style, at his last corporate drinks before being let go. All thanks to that cute girl in accounts, a crab, the photocopier and the C.C.T.V.
- At a lucrative poker game, enacting an opera whilst generously donating their car to a small village, community college or pimp.
- Collecting spare change to seek revenge for a blood oath.

When a persons got the highest level of swagger in the way they walk, talk and act. In order for someone to have a high PIMP STATUS one must usually abide by some simple rules in order to become successful. These things are as followed Cool, Amazing, Lucky, EGO BOOST (C.A.L.E)

Cool- make sure you wear the best up to date things to make your Pimp Status highest as possible Ex. Stripe collared shirts, Tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watches etc.
Amazing- This is simple for many but harder for others. In order to be " AMAZING" this relies solely on your speech. Some examples of things you can say to achieve a high PIMP STATUS is " I don't Currrrr!!!!" and " That's how I do!"

Lucky- Everyone needs a little luck in their lives and in order to achieve a PIMP STATUS you must have a little luck.
EGO BOOST- Start out by being just nice then create a plot for world domination using this. Once in a while mention how "GODLY" you are to people then after a while people will start believing you. Believe it or not the more you say it the harder it will be for people to deny.

By doing these things you will be able to obtain or retain your PIMP STATUS. The word PIMP STATUS must ALWAYS be capitalized because it is the most important title you could ever get. If you follow these simple steps your PIMP STATUS will be HUUUUGGGGEEE!!!!!!!

National Cunt Association.
The union of all rumplefuglies and bitches.

A rumplefugly is an extremely ugly woman who can only be catagorized as an "it".