Touchy McToucherson

Refers to someone who cannot keep their hands to themselves.

You wanna keep your hands to yourself, Touchy McToucherson?

Touchy McToucherson by S.P. Sweeney August 3, 2008

3G My Touch 

Completely badass phone that does every damn thing that you can think of, including a barcode scanner, sky maps and the ability to make Mario jumping sounds when you jump.

Damn, that 3G My Touch does everything!

3G My Touch by Bessuevahad September 12, 2009

mctouchin gland disorder 

Abbreviated MGD. Affects 1 in 7 billion. Caused by inflamed McTouchin Gland. Symptoms include excessive touching, erections in math class, late assignments in Bio(especially labs), death, and chapped lips due to herpes. Currently no cure.

"Man Kwin your MGD (McTouchin Gland Disorder) is really acting up today, want an alka-seltzer?"

mctouchin gland disorder by cavs5 June 12, 2014

matouch 

definice toho být špatnej

your friends play inferno tower to counter minion horde

"omg, you play like matouch"

matouch by zivoucilegenda May 31, 2021

touch mctouch 

when a woman feels upon your penis,stroking it quite nicely

c'mon baby,a little touch mctouch for daddy

touch mctouch by lucas mcrevere June 16, 2004

MyDouche

Noun- A person who uses artistic expressions of others, be it quotes, poems, songs, or photos, to express how creative and edgy they are on their MySpace page.

Especially or alternatively, people who insist their music selection play when you click on their page, forcing you to hear their terrible selection of music that "expresses who they are"

Jake-"Dude check out Tim's page, he has that big ass picture of T-Pain and his status says 'I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.'"

Steve- "Tim is such a MyDouche"

MyDouche by eatemup February 10, 2010