(extra credit to Dogfish)n. similar to beer goggles
in their effect on the morning after...but...when you're SO pissed you're SURE the woman you pulled last night was better looking than the bush hog
you're lying next to when you wake up.
"holy shit...who the fuck are you? Bollocks, the pretty bird I pulled has been taken away by the Mystery Taxi. Please get out of my home"