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A unknown cheese-like substance that resides beneath the unwashed foreskin that has a gestation period of of 3 to 5 days. Can be spread or dipped. Synon: smegma.
Oh... this a tasty chip dip. -- "Thank you. It is mystery cheese! I made it myself!"
by Dr. Felchenstien May 24, 2004

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