This website started as a "dating program" but was discovered by some teens who thought it would be cool to put all their information all over it. Now, it is full of teens, adults, and stalkers. However, most people are smart enough not to put their full names and where they live. I am proud to say that those people will NOT be molested!
Courtney: "Did you check out my MySpace? i put up a new picture."
Doug: "Is this one of you?"
by drumstyx December 20, 2006
The biggest stress-out that ever was, a breeding ground for people who have nothing better to do.
Person#1 - Hey man, add me on myspace... you'll be my 600th contact
Person#2 - Yeah cool, how many of them do you know in real life
Person#1 - Like 1 or 2
Person#2 - Sweet... we're so cool
by Bradley Shorter September 14, 2006
myspace is a networking tool that sucks and is full of emos
die di3 die cunts die what ther fuck are you doing at myspace you sad emo cunt go cut yourserlf bastard/
if you have a myspace i hope you a car crash....with a bus...full of explosives....and clowns.
by zhgfghrffg July 18, 2006
GAYYYYYY!!!! Ego tripping people who go on there just to feel loved. The most pointless site ever. Don't waste your time making one. People look for someone they met in kindergarden and add them as a friend just to seem cool even though they havent talked to them in over 5 years. Or they add people who they haven't ever met but they go to their school, their friend knows them, or they are extremely hot. Not really an age limit. There are 7 year olds who say they are 23! Just so they can make one. And people that arent allowed to have one sneak around for it. They go on at friends houses and when their parents are asleep and clueless!
Myspace is a waste of time!
by smartest teenager ever! June 28, 2006
A vehicle for self-promotion used by the most pathetic and mindless people in order to instill some sort of false meaning into their otherwise worthless lives. The most egocentric people in the world can be found on Myspace and pride themselves on posting pictures of their dumbass friends getting drunk with them. Unfortunately, they don't realize that anybody with a computer can access their profile and blackmail them using these wayward images. My personal favorite Myspace trend is when people put pictures of the gay bands that they like such as MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE or GREEN DAY or other despicable emo shit that doesn't deserve to see the light of day, as if they personally know the members of the band. Myspace is worthless and should be made into something useful, like a landfill.
Did you know that Dane Cook has a Myspace?
Yeah, that makes it totally gay.
by plumpkin December 06, 2005
a place to add people you barely know or people who live all around the world. all though you in fact do not know any of these emo/scene kids you add them to gain your friend count, and make pointless comments to each other. myspace users can't wait to go home and check their myspace even if they know nothing new is on there, and although everyone knows myspace is stupid people can't help but be signed on to it 23 hours of the day and even leave it on when they are out doing things. in fact these days people can't resist the urge to go on myspace so they immediately sign on to it on their phone after leaving their house computer and getting in the car. many people add random kids they have never seen in life with stupid slutty myspace photos just to gain photo comments and to have a lame conversation once with them consisting of the usual "hey whats up", "oh not much", "thats good".

people have used myspace to replace an actual life with a virtual world that makes themselves feel better about who they are but in fact no one really cares about them: seeing that no one knows who they are in real life.

myspace allows for unsocial pathetic people with 0 friends in real life be able to create a network of fake internet "friends" that they say will hang out with each other in real life yet never do in fact. many of these myspace whores will have stupid names like "ellen extasie" or "dean dominated". these names usually are alliterations and these myspace whores use them to entice other users. yet they are just stupid weak pathetic names that were created in four hours of waisted thinking.
many young high school students get addicted to this site and use it as a way of entertainment.
"hey jean what did you do yesterday night"

"oh you know the usual i was on myspace for a few hoursfive hours adding random people and making pointless conversations"

"yay same with me!"
by tom massacre July 17, 2008
It's the best site on the internet.
It's the worst site on the internet.
There is basically no inbetween.

Unlike Yahoo and Google and other popular sites, myspace is either a site that you absolutely love and can't get enough of it, or you just look at it and want to throw up. There is no inbetween. Pretty much everybody likes to use Google in one shape or form, and even YouTube is not that bad; a lot of people love YouTube, but myspace is basically a site that you love or just wish it will die.
Person 1: I Love myspace... I can spend all day on it.
Person 2: Ick... I hate it. It just filled with a bunch of pedophiles and 12 year old hoes, and the layout is just horrible, and it's old, like it was made in like 2003, thatz old shit...
You'll never here this:'s OK!! I can take it or leave it.. woah I can find some parent approved porn on here. *jerks off*
by MySpace Bob December 28, 2007

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