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A popular website for children (it's not for children!), teens, and adults. It is also the main feasting ground for pedophiles (Serves you right kids). A handful of people on MySpace lie about their age.
0H!M3s0H0rNy (MySpace age: 13, Real Age: 44): Hey, wanna get together sometime at your house when you're alone?

Amanda White (Myspace age: 87, Real Age: 12): Sure, you seem cool :)
by Tony Huynh April 16, 2008
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A website made for sex-craved teenagers who have nothing more to do than cyber-fuck someone they think is 18, but is actually 35, and lives in his mother's basement.

Myspace was made by Satan himself, and is run by Hitler and his Nazi army.
Oh yes, Hitler's still alive. Just to keep this whore-riffic site going.

Teenagers eagerly check their Myspace accounts every five minutes, hoping for a new comment, and instead find nothing.
Often, when they do find a comment, they will bitch about it, sobbing as they think "omg how kuld dey sey dat bout me?1/!?!1//", then go to slit their wrists like the little emo children they are.

Point: Myspace = Death. Don't do it kids.
Kid 1: Oh, let me check my My space.
Kid 2: Okay.

Kid 1: *reads comments* ... Razor, please.
Kid 2: Always keep it next to my computer. *hands it to him

Kid 1: Blood orgy?
Kid 2: Yes please.
by Shmooks February 12, 2006
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352.
an addicting website that was probably made so people can meet new friends around the world, or maybe keep in touch with family, yet it got changed to a popularity contest begging and pleeding to get new friends, because people feel they "need" to have 100000 friends on a WEBSITE, its not real life, im sorry but if your begging and pleading for that many friends, then you probably dont have any friends in real life..
"ADD HER.. SHES SO HOTT"

"GO COMMENT ME.. IM BORED"

"im so ugly"

"im so fat" (yet they have a picture with like no clothes on.
by AllyB August 23, 2005
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353.
The epitome of trendiness in the internet.
OMG, Are you in myspace? Let me add you so we can send messages to each other that we could send through IMs, phone calls, or even in real life!
by Geo February 14, 2005
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354.
myspace is life. everything about myspace is perfection. what cant you get out of it?

pictures. friends. commments. hotties.....

myspace is everything a person needs in life to win.
Myspace is life, everything is perfect when Myspace is in use.
by danielle domarasky May 05, 2007
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355.
the site on the INTERWEB where COOL KIDS (not really) whore themselves around. kids with emo/scene hair love to take gay photos of themselves from all angles scientifically possible, and people friend them because they think they look so cool when really theyre all just counterfeit whores with nothing else to waste theyre brains on. they all think theyre so cool with their dyed fake choppy hair when really the only people looking at their pages are theyre gay friends and the people who hate them. they say things that try to make them look UBER COOL and HxC and theyre mindless friends add stupid comments to boost theyre either ruined or already huge egos. they spend hours every day on editing their profiles' or browsing other profiles but swear that they have lives. they think theyre original and unique when really theyre copying every other faggot thats there.
"Teens on my space thinks theyre so HxC. I think theyre HxC. not."
by your favorite backdoor whore March 02, 2007
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356.
Evidence that society has fallen.

My space for the emo:
Kids in girls jeans and heavy make-up that post pictures of themselves (the kind of picture they take themselves) and write some over-dramtic headline such as "I'll die for you" while making some kind of attempt to meet a girl and finally getting some pussy. The page also includes a song by Evergreen Terrace or Everytime I Die.

My space for the whores:
Pictures of them in some kind of slutty clothing with their friends. They are there to find new boys but in fact, they already have boyfriends. They post comments about the different cocks they suck and compare prices on the handjobs they give out.

My space for the posers:
The kind of people that joined my space years after it was created and take the time to "pimp" out their profiles so they fit in better.

My space for the gangsters (and wanksters):
The pussies; who in real life could not fire a weapon, that design their profiles to make them look gangsters. With pictures of them holding plastic guns followed by a quote such as "The world is mine" or "I gotta do what I gotta do" and they give themselves a nickname from mob or gangster movies.

My space for the assholes:
This includes the typical high school freshman or some kind of annoying douche bag such as retarded jocks, world of warcraft players, extreme conservitive/liberial, redneck hillbillies, and transparent people who think they need a profile.

My space for those that were not mentioned:
The rest are all stalkers.
90% of people on my space are emo.
by Capt. Crunch May 20, 2007
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357.
A place where you can show pictures of yourself in black, with white make up on, and your hair covering one eye.
Emo Kid 1: Did you see my new pic on my space?
Emo Kid 2: No, But you wanna get some coffee?
by N. Matt March 16, 2005
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