My space for the emo:
Kids in girls jeans and heavy make-up that post pictures of themselves (the kind of picture they take themselves) and write some over-dramtic headline such as "I'll die for you" while making some kind of attempt to meet a girl and finally getting some pussy. The page also includes a song by Evergreen Terrace or Everytime I Die.
My space for the whores:
Pictures of them in some kind of slutty clothing with their friends. They are there to find new boys but in fact, they already have boyfriends. They post comments about the different cocks they suck and compare prices on the handjobs they give out.
My space for the posers:
The kind of people that joined my space years after it was created and take the time to "pimp" out their profiles so they fit in better.
My space for the gangsters (and wanksters):
The pussies; who in real life could not fire a weapon, that design their profiles to make them look gangsters. With pictures of them holding plastic guns followed by a quote such as "The world is mine" or "I gotta do what I gotta do" and they give themselves a nickname from mob or gangster movies.
My space for the assholes:
This includes the typical high school freshman or some kind of annoying douche bag such as retarded jocks, world of warcraft players, extreme conservitive/liberial, redneck hillbillies, and transparent people who think they need a profile.
My space for those that were not mentioned:
The rest are all stalkers.
lyke omg, you're so f*cking cool now
omfg! rofl - I'm finally more POPULAR than that n00b kate !!!one!!111!!on
omg! lmao- I'm finally POPULAR!!!
Main page of MySpace
This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group.
it has become an epidemic
be cautined: it is addictive
(pshhht. i encourage you hack into the site and change it to myspace, a place for scene whores)
Girl2: "Yeah...fucking stalker..."
You eventually deleted your account because you decided you want to graduate high school with some dignity.
Do yourself a favor. Delete your MySpace.
Myspace itself is a sad thing indeed. You can friend thousands of people that you rarely talk to, comment on their boring, whiny, upper middle-class lives, and attempt to find a fellow myspace emo boy/girl to date/cyber. Most myspace victims never do meet their online friends and sadly, drop out of school to combat the Myspace addiction.
Myspace emo boy: **BONER'D!**