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20.
People shouldn't be so hard on Myspace. It's a good site. It’s basically a form of natural selection that helps to lower the population of stupid little spoiled rich shallow teenage girls, by having them raped and killed by internet predators.
Stupid little whore gets murdered by a myspace pedophile.
Her fault.
She should have learned how to use the internets properly.
by FlyEvolution February 20, 2006
 
36.
What started out as a website, now has become a cultural reference, laughingstock, mainly due to the large amount of freshman getting pedo'd, because they give out all their info, right down to their social security number, in hopes of gaining more "friends"
You know it's bad when the teachers are going "Shut up, or I'll delete you from my MySpace!"
by kidsxonxdrugs February 17, 2006
 
37.
a life sucker. a stupid site that makes you think you`re popular if you have more than 100 friends & disappoints you if no one wants to comment your ugly pictures.
i`m on myspace 12 hours a day.
by kady17 December 28, 2005
 
38.
myspace used to be, for generally OLDER more MATURE well GROWN UP persons to meet new people because they are far too much of carpet munchers to go up to people on their own and resort to a computer to meet them, now it has come to the point where PREteeangers post personality quizs that they lied on, purposely use slutty pictures to attract older man the opposite of their color, write a bullshiting biography so people will (hopefully) find them cool and believe that it is some kind of secret replacment for livejournal even though they have no idea how to use the blogging tool, so they just comment their lives off, but mostly tell each other how hotottttt or sexxxiii or "pretty" each other are, just so they like each other, even though in the back of their minds they are just saying, "that bitch is so hideous" and so they post this shit all over the internet, they are dumb enough to make one, and they are even dumber to think that the internet they post iton only their gay bag friends view even though the entire school reads it, so you approach this hideous piece of shit and say, "hey i have seen your myspace" and they go, "WHAT WHO ARE YOU!?!?! YOU STALKER" and you say, "um it's public, that is not stalking" and then they realize ohhh yeahh like DUH!
OLD:
"Oh wow hey joe, nice to see you, I'm glad we found a way to keep in touch"
"yes that's rad, we should get together"

NOW:
*late night online randomly searching this trashbags and comes across a picture of an 8th grader wearing her underwear posing like a porn star*
"EW SICK I KNOW HER..*stares more* I SEE HER FUCKING NIPPLE!!!!!!"
*in school the next day coming across the girl in your algebra class*
"hey i saw your myspace over the weekend"
"UHM WHAT!?!? WHO ARE YOU!?!?"
by Devereaux May 31, 2005
 
39.
noun. www.myspace.com, a website that allow individuals to set up a page displaying their personal information, pics and blogs and allows connection of these pages to one another by adding "friends".

Used by many different types of people including: lonely single men, street racing crews, lonely emo teens, garage bands and djs, bored people, people with too much time on their hands, party crews, asians, hot chicks, people that want others to think they're hot chicks, and people with giant egos.

see also "myspace whore"
girl1: "OMFGWTF!!!1 did you see what he wrote on his myspace!!1"
dude1: "no, i'm not a myspace whore like you guys"
by Olly J February 24, 2005
 
40.
1. Terrible color schemes.
2. Hilariously bad music list.
3. Same boring set of photos which consist of angled, black and white, or 'crank up the gamma' pics to hide pimples/fat. If that's not bad enough, there's always a retarded emo phrase underneath the pic.
4. Every word typed in alternating caps or ebonics.
5. Pages usual have 50+ flash gifs of the word 'SHORTY' or 'PRINCESS'.
6. If you're not into shitty music and shitty trends, stay away. Looking for individuality? STAY AWAY!
Guy1: hey check out this site, www.myspace.com
Guy2: hmm what's this... holy shit what the fuck is this shit? what is that terrible music playing?!
by GOERNR January 10, 2006
 
41.
A stupid, addicting website created my someone who is unknown. It is a place to compete with your own friends on who can get the most comments and friends. There are many emo boys that are mean; and think they are hott shit. People BEG AND PLEAD for comments on their pictures. Its really pathetic website; NEVER JOIN. I REGRET IT.
"mGZ LIKE GO COMmENT MY NEW PICTURES LOLZORZ."

"OMGZ IM TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH THAT CUTE EMO BOY ON MySPACE FROM TEXAS!"

"OMGZ I CANNOT WAIT TO GET HOME AND CHECK MY MYSPACE MESSAGES."

"PLEASE LEAVE ME A COMMENT ON MYSPACE GODZ LOLZORZ."
by NIGPLEASE June 01, 2005
 
42.
A site which seems to be teeming with emo sterotypes.

Full of people constantly begging to be added/whored/commented etc. so they can prove to the world just how popular they really are. (yeh right)
Please add me to your myspace. haha.
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 02, 2005