The Scientficially Excepted measurement of camwhore-ness and "oMgLyKiMsOoOoOOoHaWt!~!~~~"-ness.
A Place where ~ is overused. So overused that the United Nations has seeked to put a ban on the use of ~ across the world. "It's An Epidemic, Something must be done!"
A Place where ~ is overused. So overused that the United Nations has seeked to put a ban on the use of ~ across the world. "It's An Epidemic, Something must be done!"
by Emma and the 1000 Paper cranes August 19, 2006
A place for emo teens who wear girls jeans (whether male or female) to make fake friends who are really rapists, murderers, and child molesters. These so-called "friends" take pictures from scenesters everywhere and combine them to look like a hot teenager. It's a site for people with no life to whine about having no life. And to beg for picture comments for people to tell them how cute they think they are. They post emo lyrics and captions everywhere and they talk about how ugly they are, but yet, they have a bunch of pictures.
by Black_My_Eyes November 20, 2006
by Lonely Tom September 8, 2012
Myspace is a site that is based fully on getting more "friends." The term is called "whoring." It is all a big race to get 543279543279420798 friends more than Tom, the maker of Myspace. To be a "popular" Myspacer, you must be "scene"(a label much like punk,prep,goth,emo, etc.)
This site is very addicting.
I advise you do not start one.
This site is very addicting.
I advise you do not start one.
by haha! Lauren! April 26, 2006
The ingenious idea of a dumb son of a bitch, and one of the worst designed websites of all time (yet very popular). Myspace is a social-networking waste of time for people that have nothing else better to do than "add" all their friends onto a page so they can talk to each other. Not only do people add their "real" friends onto their page, they can also add a multitude of other individuals/groups of people, such as bands and comedians.
Plenty of fudge packing features are put into Myspace, like the band pages. It's fairly difficult to find a good band on Myspace since a large majority of them are all teen screamo/death metal. Another great feature is the forum... need I say more.
Not to Mention.
The head honcho, otherwise aliased as "Tom", has made quite a profit off of social-networking douche bags.
Plenty of fudge packing features are put into Myspace, like the band pages. It's fairly difficult to find a good band on Myspace since a large majority of them are all teen screamo/death metal. Another great feature is the forum... need I say more.
Not to Mention.
The head honcho, otherwise aliased as "Tom", has made quite a profit off of social-networking douche bags.
J-Wizzle : Yo man I got Tila Tequila on my Myspace top 8 bro!
Sane : Oh yeah, so you know her personally i'm assuming?
J-Wizzle : Uh I mean.. I well, I guess... man fuck you! Myspace is da shit!
Sane : Sure it is. (subtle sarcasm)
Sane : Oh yeah, so you know her personally i'm assuming?
J-Wizzle : Uh I mean.. I well, I guess... man fuck you! Myspace is da shit!
Sane : Sure it is. (subtle sarcasm)
by Sleep Streamer September 7, 2007
Pretty much the most addicting website in the world and possibly stronger than the US government (I swear, Tom has way more power than Bush).
A mix of high school preps, emos, and scene teenagers use this site to gain (or attempt) popularity. On MySpace you can often witness a bulleton with a compleatly ridiculous subject so you click it to find that the message reads "omg new picz. plz comment or ill kill u!"
Also this is a place for 6th and 7th grade girls to post the sluttiest pictures possible of themselves. They attempt to gain popularty by whoever has the most "friends"
If you're reading this right now you probably have a MySpace page. You are probably reading all these definitions and getting all "myspace horney" and getting the urge to check for new friend requests, comments, picture comments, messages, video comments, or invites. Dont lie I know it's true.
A mix of high school preps, emos, and scene teenagers use this site to gain (or attempt) popularity. On MySpace you can often witness a bulleton with a compleatly ridiculous subject so you click it to find that the message reads "omg new picz. plz comment or ill kill u!"
Also this is a place for 6th and 7th grade girls to post the sluttiest pictures possible of themselves. They attempt to gain popularty by whoever has the most "friends"
If you're reading this right now you probably have a MySpace page. You are probably reading all these definitions and getting all "myspace horney" and getting the urge to check for new friend requests, comments, picture comments, messages, video comments, or invites. Dont lie I know it's true.
Girl: hey im really glad we're going out
boy: yeah i know, wanna take it to the next level?
girl: sure...
boy: ok cool! what's your myspace?
girl: omg your so romantic!
boy: yeah i know, wanna take it to the next level?
girl: sure...
boy: ok cool! what's your myspace?
girl: omg your so romantic!
by MiSs ViCki March 24, 2007
A pedos dream. MySpace is a place to sit all day and post chain messages saying "omgzzz if you dont repost this in 6.7 seconds, you will die by tonight!11!!1" Myspace is mostly a place for 14-20 year olds, but the stupid little sluts that are 11 and 12 years old come on to the site and dress in their 9 inch stelletos with their mini skirts and take pictures saying that they are 17, so hot college guys can comment then and say "Hey baby, you looking damn fine in that outfit, lets chill". Myspace is a gateway to the world, so little girls can give old men a good time. Mostly a place that is obsessed over by teens. Myspace is a place to post your badass pictures with your friends with captions that say “Hey, we are hardcore” You spend hours photoshopping you favorite pictures, then you post 15 bulletins saying how cool your pic is and promise your friends that if they comment you, you will comment them back. When you get in fights with people, you automatically go onto myspace so that you can delete them from your friends. Highy addicting.
Annie- "Hey Laura, check out this hot guy I found on Myspace!"
Laura- "Oh my, Add him and leave him a comment, maybe he will comment you back!"
Annie- "oh my gosh maybe! Oh hey! I better repost this bulletin and the love of my life will kiss me tomorrow! but If I dont repost, a scary man thats naked will come to my bedroom tonight and kill me"
Laura- "Sounds risque, you better repost."
Laura- "Oh my, Add him and leave him a comment, maybe he will comment you back!"
Annie- "oh my gosh maybe! Oh hey! I better repost this bulletin and the love of my life will kiss me tomorrow! but If I dont repost, a scary man thats naked will come to my bedroom tonight and kill me"
Laura- "Sounds risque, you better repost."
by Ash uh lee January 2, 2007