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it doesn't matter if you have curdles in it or not... you're going to get fucked up.

Def: A creme based drink that you purposefully allow to curdle before consuming. This beverage is best consumed in large doses to minimize the kinesthetic effect and to be used as a catalyst for sex.
Geoffy Puked his brains out after consuming far too many myrtle curdles... I'm not surprised :(

Over Spring Break those girls should have never slurped so much curdle out of our myrtles... they barfed everywhere.

ya'll best be werned bout dem yanks with their thinkin bout curdles and dem myrtles and wat not, gotta watch out ya'll get drunk.... turn down for what?
by MyrtleCurdle March 24, 2014
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