My House, My Rules! 

One of primordial statements given by God to mankind. Theologists suggest that its first use was done by God when he referred to the Universe and said "My House, My Rules!" - and since then, God's rules dictate the Universe. Nowadays, this statement is used by every party host, every father and generally, every house owner to display dominance and maintain order over others who are in his/her dominion.

Bill: "Nobody put glasses on the table without coasters!"
Some guy at Bill's party: "Who said that?"
Bill: "I said that! My House, My Rules!"

My House, My Rules! by hdsbunny December 18, 2020

my house my rules 

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

my house my rules by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

my.unspoken.rules 

a tiktok user that posts about how to be a better person. they post with cool backgrounds and simple text over it.

yo did you see the new video my.unspoken.rules posted!! i wish more people followed it.

my.unspoken.rules by loveyjas April 12, 2022

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter 

An American sitcom starring John Ritter most popular before his untimely passing in 2003. ran from 2002 to 2005 on the ABC in America, ABC1 in the UK and Channel 7 in Australia. The shows storylines were about a family patriarch named Paul Hennessy trying to stop his daughters from growing up too fast mainly in dating. Retitled 8 Simple Rules after John Ritter's death. a.k.a A Few Simple Rules (working title)

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter was a great show, starring the late John Ritter, Katey Sagal, David Spade and Kaley Cuoco.

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter by Predeckis April 28, 2006

rule my face

To rock. Be awesome.

Being locked in a wine and cheese cellar would rule my face!

rule my face by Sisco Kid June 26, 2008

My number one rule is RUN UP THROUGH IT 

To have a strictly sensual "no strings attached" relationship with a female. Get in and get it done. A fair exchange.

Macafram: Yo man your name is always on Susies mouthpiece, what's the deal?

Nice N Scmoove: Yea don't sweat it, she's only fretting cause' my number one rule is run up through it released the fluid bounce out cause thats what im bout and she never knew it.

My number one rule is RUN UP THROUGH IT by thaPacketman3 June 24, 2011

My number one rule is RUN UP THROUGH IT 

To have a strictly sensual "no strings attached" relationship with a female. Get in and get it done. A fair exchange.

Macafram: Yo man your name is always on Susies mouthpiece, what's the deal?

Nice N Scmoove: Yea don't sweat it, she's only fretting cause' my number one rule is run up through it released the fluid bounce out cause thats what im bout and she never knew it.

My number one rule is RUN UP THROUGH IT by thaPacketman3 December 11, 2011