Synonym for "My Mom" because usually when people say "my mom" they're referring to what she did to piss them off or to describe how she was being a bitch.
My Bitch said i couldn't go to Hellogoodbye and see alex :/
OR
My Bitch said i couldn't get my license because she had PMS
by Sokennethwasall November 22, 2007
an individual who belongs to you.
the entire american population under the u.s. government.
by civilian April 01, 2003
my bitch, an affectionate way that someone might refer to their girlfriend as, a word used by the likes of chavs and 'playas' although prefferably not infront of their girlfriend's parents as this will result in the father 'weighing' the chav
boyfriend: yo homies, dis ma bitch
father: you disrespectful little shit. come here, dont run away from me, oiht! come back here where are you going, there's no need to cry! stop it you little bastard
by pastatastesbad March 29, 2005
Being owned by someone sexually... Jumping to their every whim
"You can be my bitch!"
by Bruno .B. October 26, 2004
a person you own.
Margaret is my bitch-erica
by erica March 11, 2004
what a player calls a single female in his brood. It can be used derogatively or affectionately.
*Cruel player- Yo, I was slappin my bitch around las' night, what whaaaaaaaat

*or*

*Guy one- Wow, you really love her, don't you?
*Guy 2- Yup... she's my bitch, for ever and always.
by Box March 23, 2005
Stands for a female dog, typically a german shephard or toy poodle.
I am tired of walking my bitch! she is so tempermental!
by Genius with a capital A April 23, 2009
A sceneybopper shit bitch who gets real offended when you say things like "you dont look anything like your myspace", "your myspace sucks", " i deleting you off my top friends!" and so on....basically a fucking crying a-hole.
sceneybopper: OMFGZOOORXXXX!!1111010 NEW PICKS! COMMENT THEM PEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSE LMFAOOLOLCOPTER!!!!!!!11111
me: you look like a 15 year old chick..
sceneybooper: waaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck you, you really hurt my feelings..im gay.
me: your such a Mybitch.
by bonja October 10, 2007

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