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Originating in the cartoon "Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt. This is the first spoken line of the 9 and a half minute short feature.

Other classics include:
"Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?"
and
"My anus is bleeding."
Mah spoon is too big.

I am a banana.
by Rick May 22, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A rejected commercial from the family learning channel
My spoon is too big

I am feeling fat and sassy today

My anus is bleading *yayyyy*
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