| 1. | I'll pray for you. | ||
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"I completely disagree with you and everything you stand for. However, I will lose any rational argument with you on the topic so I am taking the high-ground and avoiding the discussion while sounding superior." If you express a rational statement supporting gay rights a religious person might (intelligently) just say "I'll pray for you.".
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| 2. | Portland Kiss | ||
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When a woman places her vagina on a man or another woman and that said person gives them oral sex. Guy 1: Dude I had a crazy night at a stripper club...she totally gave me a Portland Kiss.
Guy 2: EWW GROSS Guy 1: Ya I have an appointment to get checked out for all std's...fingers crossed. Guy 2: My prayers are with you man. |
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| 3. | William Shakespeare | ||
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A man from history that wrote plays pomes and other things that you can barly understand and half the words sound made up. The Tragedy of Macbeth
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by William Shakespeare ACT I SCENE I. A desert place. Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches First Witch When shall we three meet again In thunder, lightning, or in rain? Second Witch When the hurlyburly's done, When the battle's lost and won. Third Witch That will be ere the set of sun. First Witch Where the place? Second Witch Upon the heath. Third Witch There to meet with Macbeth. First Witch I come, Graymalkin! Second Witch Paddock calls. Third Witch Anon. ALL Fair is foul, and foul is fair: Hover through the fog and filthy air. Exeunt SCENE II. A camp near Forres. Alarum within. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, LENNOX, with Attendants, meeting a bleeding Sergeant DUNCAN What bloody man is that? He can report, As seemeth by his plight, of the revolt The newest state. MALCOLM This is the sergeant Who like a good and hardy soldier fought 'Gainst my captivity. Hail, brave friend! Say to the king the knowledge of the broil As thou didst leave it. Sergeant Doubtful it stood; As two spent swimmers, that do cling together And choke their art. The merciless Macdonwald-- Worthy to be a rebel, for to that The multiplying villanies of nature Do swarm upon him--from the western isles Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied; And fortune, on his damned quarrel smiling, Show'd like a rebel's whore: but all's too weak: For brave Macbeth--well he deserves tha... |
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| 4. | cell phone heaven | ||
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When one loses or breaks their mobile device beyond repair or recovery. John: "I've been calling you all morning. Why don't you pick up?"
Mike: "My phone went to cell phone heaven last night." John: "I'm so sorry. My thoughts and prayers are with you." |
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| 5. | guy sebastian | ||
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1.A beautiful young man with a heavenly voice.
2.A sexcellent singer many dislike because they are a) jealous or b) a shannon noll fan (wake up ppl he lost! for good reason..he cannot sing..he improved throughout the competition yes but australia knows a true voice when they hear one). "if uuu could see what iiii see, you're the answer to my prayers" Go THE FRO!!!! Woo!
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| 6. | Bathory | ||
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Along with Venom, Bathory are the highly respected pioneers of Black Metal. Bathory's name is the last name of the evil woman Elizabeth Bathory who lived sometime around the 1500s-1600s. some even go as far as calling her a vampire because of her vampiric crimes.
About Black Metal: Bathory's "Quorthon" took metal to a new level when he added high-pitched demon-like vocals screaming out lyrics focusing on evey aspect of evil to aggressive thrash. The genre then evolved into a more symphonic sound with lots and i mean LOTS of tremelo picking and blastbeats. Quorthon, who died in 2004 from a heart related problem, also pioneered yet another great genre, Viking Metal, with albums like "Hammerheart" and "Twilight of the Gods" and the latest "Nordland" series. Viking Metal is characterized by mixing heavy metal, lots of choirs in the back chanting to the main riff of the song, and sometimes a bit of a folk influence straight out of the streets of Northern European countries such as Finland or Iceland. (Therefore you will probably hear alot of flutes and maybe even some bag-pipes!) But what mainly characterizes it are the lyrics about Norse Mythology and Asatru beliefs. A taste of Bathory's Black Metal Style: I close your eyes
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and send you into vainly dreams I reign your soul the night engulf your painful screams I watch you cry and twist your soul in agony No prayers can save you now from hell in eternity I devastate your soul and lacerate your mind In sin I sanctify my sword to crush your spine A taste of Bathory's Viking Metal style: God of Thunder Who crack the sky Swing your Hammer Way up high In chariot of gold Ride across the clouds The black storm is unfold Burning mist is but a shroud Seeds and honey Milk and blood A Sacrifice To Thunder God Laid in ship of Oak On final sail to fate Steel is at side Drifting to the open Gates of Valhalla Shields of gold Valhalla Great warriors hall Pretty significant change eh? R.I.P. Quorthon (By the way I can't tell if he went to the firey firey place, or if he went to Valhalla.) ;) |
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| 7. | yong jie | ||
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Yong Jie used to be a high vulgar phrase known in the city of Singapore. It has derived from the Navajo word which means gonorrhea, and also evolved from the Hokkien phrase for "fucked up child". However, due to the frequent use of "Yong Jie" by many teenagers today, this phrase has become a common phrase in Singlish to use to describe nearly everything, be it good or bad. The more common uses of Yong Jie are as follow:
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1. A highly philosophical person who is very versed in the cultivation of the arts, but unfortunately is only fairly good in the sciences. 2. A RVD fan. 3. A mushroom. 4. A dumb Liverpool fan. 5. A counterfeit Catholic. 6. A liar who succumbs to sexual temptations very easily. 7. An inconspicuous perv. 8. A loser brawler who thinks he fights like R-V-D, and has ruffled a few feathers because of this trait. 9. A fucked up child whose parents do not even want to acknowledge. 10. Something you get if you have unsafe sex. 11. A ravishing teenager who is so arrogant he thinks he shouldn't model for companies he believes will smear his reputation. 12. Keane fanboy. 13. A joke critic. 14. A teenager who used to love Pokemon, but can never pronounce their names. 15. An egomaniac with perfect facial and bodily features who is unforgiving to we commoners with some unpleasant looks. 16. Annoying prank caller. 17. A crybaby 18. A gay who admires aging Chinese singers. |
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