|1.||I'll pray for you.|
"I completely disagree with you and everything you stand for. However, I will lose any rational argument with you on the topic so I am taking the high-ground and avoiding the discussion while sounding superior."
If you express a rational statement supporting gay rights a religious person might (intelligently) just say "I'll pray for you.".
When a woman places her vagina on a man or another woman and that said person gives them oral sex.
Guy 1: Dude I had a crazy night at a stripper club...she totally gave me a Portland Kiss.
Guy 2: EWW GROSS
Guy 1: Ya I have an appointment to get checked out for all std's...fingers crossed.
Guy 2: My prayers are with you man.
A man from history that wrote plays pomes and other things that you can barly understand and half the words sound made up.
The Tragedy of Macbethmore...
by William Shakespeare
SCENE I. A desert place.
Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches
When shall we three meet again
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
When the hurlyburly's done,
When the battle's lost and won.
That will be ere the set of sun.
Where the place?
Upon the heath.
There to meet with Macbeth.
I come, Graymalkin!
Fair is foul, and foul is fair:
Hover through the fog and filthy air.
SCENE II. A camp near Forres.
Alarum within. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, LENNOX, with Attendants, meeting a bleeding Sergeant
What bloody man is that? He can report,
As seemeth by his plight, of the revolt
The newest state.
This is the sergeant
Who like a good and hardy soldier fought
'Gainst my captivity. Hail, brave friend!
Say to the king the knowledge of the broil
As thou didst leave it.
Doubtful it stood;
As two spent swimmers, that do cling together
And choke their art. The merciless Macdonwald--
Worthy to be a rebel, for to that
The multiplying villanies of nature
Do swarm upon him--from the western isles
Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied;
And fortune, on his damned quarrel smiling,
Show'd like a rebel's whore: but all's too weak:
For brave Macbeth--well he deserves tha...
|4.||cell phone heaven|
When one loses or breaks their mobile device beyond repair or recovery.
John: "I've been calling you all morning. Why don't you pick up?"
Mike: "My phone went to cell phone heaven last night."
John: "I'm so sorry. My thoughts and prayers are with you."
1.A beautiful young man with a heavenly voice.
2.A sexcellent singer many dislike because they are a) jealous or b) a shannon noll fan (wake up ppl he lost! for good reason..he cannot sing..he improved throughout the competition yes but australia knows a true voice when they hear one).
"if uuu could see what iiii see, you're the answer to my prayers" Go THE FRO!!!! Woo!
Along with Venom, Bathory are the highly respected pioneers of Black Metal. Bathory's name is the last name of the evil woman Elizabeth Bathory who lived sometime around the 1500s-1600s. some even go as far as calling her a vampire because of her vampiric crimes.
About Black Metal: Bathory's "Quorthon" took metal to a new level when he added high-pitched demon-like vocals screaming out lyrics focusing on evey aspect of evil to aggressive thrash. The genre then evolved into a more symphonic sound with lots and i mean LOTS of tremelo picking and blastbeats.
Quorthon, who died in 2004 from a heart related problem, also pioneered yet another great genre, Viking Metal, with albums like "Hammerheart" and "Twilight of the Gods" and the latest "Nordland" series. Viking Metal is characterized by mixing heavy metal, lots of choirs in the back chanting to the main riff of the song, and sometimes a bit of a folk influence straight out of the streets of Northern European countries such as Finland or Iceland. (Therefore you will probably hear alot of flutes and maybe even some bag-pipes!) But what mainly characterizes it are the lyrics about Norse Mythology and Asatru beliefs.
A taste of Bathory's Black Metal Style: I close your eyesmore...
and send you into vainly dreams
I reign your soul
the night engulf your painful screams
I watch you cry and
twist your soul in agony
No prayers can save you now
from hell in eternity
I devastate your soul
and lacerate your mind
In sin I sanctify my
sword to crush your spine
A taste of Bathory's Viking Metal style:
God of Thunder
Who crack the sky
Swing your Hammer
Way up high
In chariot of gold
Ride across the clouds
The black storm is unfold
Burning mist is but a shroud
Seeds and honey
Milk and blood
To Thunder God
Laid in ship of Oak
On final sail to fate
Steel is at side
Drifting to the open Gates of
Shields of gold
Great warriors hall
Pretty significant change eh?
R.I.P. Quorthon (By the way I can't tell if he went to the firey firey place, or if he went to Valhalla.) ;)
Yong Jie used to be a high vulgar phrase known in the city of Singapore. It has derived from the Navajo word which means gonorrhea, and also evolved from the Hokkien phrase for "fucked up child". However, due to the frequent use of "Yong Jie" by many teenagers today, this phrase has become a common phrase in Singlish to use to describe nearly everything, be it good or bad. The more common uses of Yong Jie are as follow:more...
1. A highly philosophical person who is very versed in the cultivation of the arts, but unfortunately is only fairly good in the sciences.
2. A RVD fan.
3. A mushroom.
4. A dumb Liverpool fan.
5. A counterfeit Catholic.
6. A liar who succumbs to sexual temptations very easily.
7. An inconspicuous perv.
8. A loser brawler who thinks he fights like R-V-D, and has ruffled a few feathers because of this trait.
9. A fucked up child whose parents do not even want to acknowledge.
10. Something you get if you have unsafe sex.
11. A ravishing teenager who is so arrogant he thinks he shouldn't model for companies he believes will smear his reputation.
12. Keane fanboy.
13. A joke critic.
14. A teenager who used to love Pokemon, but can never pronounce their names.
15. An egomaniac with perfect facial and bodily features who is unforgiving to we commoners with some unpleasant looks.
16. Annoying prank caller.
17. A crybaby
18. A gay who admires aging Chinese singers.