| 1. | my penis | ||
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an object which should be in your mouth at all times "where is my penis? oh, there it is. in your mouth."
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| 2. | My Penis | ||
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was in your mother last night. Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. " Person One: "Yeah, no kidding." Person Two: "Not unlike my penis." |
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A response for "What's up" when you have a boner Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis. Girl: *Looks down* Pervert! Guy: Well it's better than not much. |
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| 4. | my penis | ||
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my penis is green! i like to touch it in fourth period! when the lights are out, it glows in the dark. my penis is to sexy for you!
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| 5. | my penis | ||
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a huge 12 inch monster i stuck my penis in your mom
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