Sober as my nan

I phrase used to pressure others into drinking (or smoking) against their will.

Your as fucking sober as my nan, take a drink.. when i come back in 30 seconds i want that can to be empty.

by GuyMercer June 2, 2011

Suck my nan

Go suck my nan mate

Go suck my nan Harry

by Morganplays181 August 4, 2019

Always told that cunt I hated her life support beeping so I plugged her out to charge my phone.

Roses are red , I got a new bed , I smoked a load of rollies today , my Nan is dead

by DeanoLad June 14, 2020

Look! Thanos is my Nan!

by BtechWoahVicky May 16, 2019

the best thing created since jesus. a lovely tall bin owned by somebodys nan.

person: you look like a clapped crab
me: you look like my nans bin

by yeetmeatballs August 5, 2018

An amazing crusty toe that likes to be cussed now and then . People would bring it up in a cuss battle

“Your lips are crusty like my nans big toe”

by Kermitdafroggy November 30, 2017

When someone says something mean say swag on my nan

Susan: “you’re so stupid” you reply “swag on my nan Susan”

by Swagonmynan May 20, 2019