Top Definition
1). The last words you will ever hear
2). The words only allowed by he who shall not be named
3). A Behemoth
4). The ugliest creature on the face of the Earth
5). Not to be confused with his much calmer counterpart Pete
Sentence 1:

Shells: "Oh. Hey Al."
Alex: "Oh.. Hey."
Al: "No. MY NAME'S AL!!!!!!!" *punches Alex throught he wall

Clerk: "So what is your name sir?"
Al #1 "Al"
Al #2 "NO MY NAMES AL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *rips Al #1 throat out
by j3wontherun@gmail.com May 24, 2010

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