A half-breed who fails at life
My sister-in-law is a real bohlander.
My best friend at school. I call her Cuntlin
Cuntlin fails at life but i love her anyway
Descriptive to all the unfortunate things that happen in life.
*Note: Entirely unrelated to sexual preference.
Information Gayage- When you have something on your face and your comrade fails to inform you. Thanks, friend!
Air Freshener Gayage- When the cheap strawberry scented air freshener starts to suffocate you.
Super Hot Light Just Burnt My Hand Gayage- Didn't look hot but it was!
Construction Zone Gayage- Fines, doubled.
Long Legs Gayage- When you are uprooted from your comfortable front seat position to sit in the back because the longer legged boy complains. (Also known as "More Branden Gayage")
Wild Wild West Gayage- When your friend owns a copy of the Wild Wild West Soundtrack. This is on the level of Super Ultra Mega Gayage
Seagull Gayage/ Jenny Gayage- Scavengers, we don't like them.
Doritoes Gayage- When you spot a bag on top of the fridge that appears to be full, only when pulled down you find it to be empty. Extreme Gayage.
An extream loser that fails in every aspect of life
Lance:I just stuck my had in a blender
Jason:Your a Dumite
1. A puppeteer from the Anime/Manga Naruto & Naruto Shippuden. He's the 2nd oldest of the 3 Sunagakure sand siblings (younger brother Gaara, older sister Temari) He has 3 puppets in his arsenal: Karasu is used for offensive purposes, Kuroari traps opponents in its body to make them easier targets, and Sanshōuo protects Kankuro and his allies from enemy attacks. Early in the Manga, Kankuro shows that he dislikes anyone younger than him for the simple fact that they are annoying yet, he is scared of Gaara for the fear of being killed. In part II (Shippuden) Kankuro becomes protective over Gaara (Kazekage) after he tells his brother his dreams & motives. Later when Gaara is kidnapped by Akatsuki member Deidara, Kankuro risks his life to save him but fails. Kankuro also wears make-up represtenting each time he creates a new puppet. His black clothes and hood represent the people during a play or show that used catwalks to operate equipment. (i think) In the Japanese anime, his seiyū is Yasuyuki Kase, and his English voice actor is Michael Lindsay.
2.Kankuro is an old fasion Japanese name rarley given in modern Japan.
Naruto Shippuden Volume 28
Kankuro-"I don't really want to say this, but...you're no more than a weapon of mass terror to the whole village. For you to split off from us now and enter the regular troops..it'll only be harder on you. It's full of Jonin who think poorly of you...and most of the village fears you, too.."
Gaara-"I don't care...doing nothing will only bring even greater pain. I know what I must do Kankuro. I must clear my own path. Perhaps then..someday..I can be like him...I will aim for the title of Kazekage, as a Shinobi of the sand..I will connect to the people of this village and survive."
1. somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
2. Is a person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
3. One who fails miserably at something after premature boasts of achievement
4. a word used by prude or unattractive girls in situation in which they feel weirded out by the presence of a confident young guy trying to make conversation
5. Often a recipient of "kissing the curb"
6. A person who exaggerates his entire life story.
What a stupid Enslin, he has no clue what he is talking about
I just pulled an Enslin. I juked out 7 guys and stiff-armed the kicker.
Enslin get off my nuts.
Why Are you stuffing sparklers up your butt? You are such an Enslin.
1: an individual who chronically fails; always manages to somehow fail at everything in life
2: usually an unpopular or uncoordinated square-esque character
Colin: Hey sexy.. WHO DIED!?! :D
Jennifer: My mom, you fail-magnet