A horrifyingly twisted porno featuring
two girls who happily and
enthusiastically shit into, vomit
into, and lick a poor innocent glass
(the glass was scarred for life, having
been made only to hold cool refreshing
beverages). The video is often shown to
other people for shock value, and
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OH LAWD MY EYES, MY BLEEDING EYES
An old asshole that rents you a premises and then becomes mad with power managing it. causing you all sorts of grief and lawding over your every move.
Lawd of Land- LandLawd (Land-law-dick)
No I am Not fixing that! yet!
What do you mean the rent will be a day late, get out!
Not my problem! get out!
pack up your shit and move out if you don't like it.
can you stop putting so much recycling in the recycle bin, or get out!
Why is your light on at 5.00 in the morning, wasting my electricity, you can just get out!
Thanks for the rent, will you have next weeks or you can get out!!!
1. A laugh generally associated with urban African-Americans while waving absorbent fabric pieces and/or covering their mouths with their hands balled into a fist.
2. Sesame Street character Ernie's laugh.
Robin Harris: "How ya doin' Tiny? Heard you got a whole lot of money? Heard you write a check and bank bounce! Fuck Tiny! Nah, nah, nah, I'm pissed off at Tiny!"more...
Robin Harris: "He's from Compton, I know. Took me to that church over in Compton. They didn't have no organ player, they had a piccolo player. Everybody in church just cussin' and carryin' on. After the sermon, they preach for 'bout an hour, the preacher says, 'We goin' to turn to hymn 42.' Piccolo player says, 'I can't play that.' Preacher says how about 32, piccolo player says, I can't play that one neither. 106? I can't play that either Mr. Preacher."
Robin Harris: "That's alright, we know you're on parole. Then someone jumped up and said, 'Piccolo player is a motherfucker!' The preacher jumped up and said, 'That's enough of that shit! None of that shit goes on in my church! Now whoever called my piccolo player a motherfucker raise his hand.' Tiny says, 'be still, you know how it is a Compton, they'll shoot you.'
Robin Harris: "So the preacher says, 'The man sittin' next to the man who called my piccolo player a motherfucker, raise his hand.' No one moved. He then said for the man sitting next to the man sitting next to the man who called my piccolo player a motherfucker, raise his hand.' No answer. Preacher says, 'The man sittin' next to the man sittin' next to the man, sitting next to the man, sittin' next to the man who called my piccolo...
The kind of girl who other girls are friends with just because she has a big house. Wears clothes that really dont leave much to the imagination and will make fun of your boyfriend until the day she sleeps with him, and then she will try and make some new friends, and most likely sleep with their boyfriends too.
girl one-DAMN, some bitch slept with my boyfriend!
girl two-her name was probably Emilia.
Guy-hey look at that chick! shes wearing virtually nothing to the mall!
Girl-oh lawd, its Emilia.
'Tisn't - The smooth, hairless seam on the scrotum that divides the testicles from each other.
"Daddy, what's this line on my scrotum?"
"Why, that's where Da Lawd done sewed up yo' nutsack after he inserted yo' balls.
'Tisn't yo' left nut and 'tisn't yo' right."
|34.||Slow Rollin Low|
Slump in you sexual activities;
Wasted days and wasted nights;
Low in your Slow Roll;
SLOW ROLLIN LOW
(Billy Joe Shaver)
I got a slow rollin' low
Ain't a mother would want me
Done got me so down bent out of round
Don't know my head from my toes.
Ain't a hand here to hold
Ain't a shoulder to cry on
Ain't a lesson to learn or a corner to turn
Twixt the dyin' and me.
Lord, I wanted to be
Something you could depend on
Lawdy, Lawd, woe is me
Ain't a body would care.
I got a slow rollin' low
Forgot the words to my song
Ain't that just like a fool to want a ride
On them trains when the train is all gone.
|35.||Hot Breath Oven (HBO)|
When one's breath smells as if small rodents and boofonky have been roasting inside. Creating a Hot Breath Oven (HBO)
Person 1: HO MAH LAWD! Did you smell that librarian's breath?!
Person: YES! My goodness. It was was smelling like Hot Breath Oven (HBO)!