A song by the Black Eyed Peas about a girl who is hott and gets expensive things from a guy she doesn't know. Keep in mind she is not a slut because she doesnt have sex with them, she is kindof like a gold digger see also anna nicole smith. It refers to her humps as in buttox and her lumps as in her breasts. the song is very catchy and is played at many highschool proms where girls and guys grind profusely about eachother.

As you can see in the example, she will be with you if you buy her very expensive items. She seems like a nice girl you could take home to mama.
And now, and excerpt from: My Humps

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.
by jordiisvainduh May 01, 2006
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The worst fucking song in the world,Has the most annoying lyrics as well. Death should come to this fucking song and any who like it.
my humps, my humps, my hu-*shoots everyone* Retard wana be fucktards
by Alex Dorion November 13, 2005
Worst.

Song.

Ever.
My Humps is the prime example of why mainstream music has gone down the toilet.
by A respecter of good hip-hop July 08, 2006
The epitome of hypercommericialism and product placement.
"My Humps" mentions many products: Seven Jeans, True Religion, Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi, Donna Karan...and Cocoa Puffs...It also has product placement in the form of jewelery and cars.
by Shaniquababe June 02, 2007
Name of the popular Black Eyed Peas song "My Humps." Referring to a woman's bosom or a woman's bottom.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)


What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
by Takahiro August 11, 2005
A song talking about a girls goodies pretty much. The song is an embarrasment to our culture though
Talking about my humps
by DizzyLizzy February 14, 2007
The title of a Black Eyed Peas song which was stupidly released as a single. While the two preceding singles ("Don't Phunk With My Heart" and "Don't Lie") were all right, history will remember the moment the video for this song hit the airwaves as the moment when the BEP officially jumped the shark.
WILL.I.AM (rapping in "My Humps"): "I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff/Milky, milky cocoa/
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff/Milky, milky riiiiiiight."

LISTENER #1:"Oh, how clever, Will.i.am is using the combination of chocolate cereal and white milk as an analogy for a black man and white woman fucking! How clever!"

LISTENER #2: (smacks his hand against his forehead in exasperation, rendered speechless by the stupidity around him)
by Rabid Caterpillar April 02, 2007
"My humps" is a refrence to a woman with huge tumors. She named them her "lady lumps." The writer and preformer of the song died shortly after it was made from douche tumors, sadly they still aired the song.
"My humps" will be forever remembered for the preformer's horrible death; when her douche baggery lobe exploded.
by Random Panda August 23, 2006

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