|1.||Jockin' My Goose|
1) To bother someone
2) To joke with, similar to "pulling my leg" and "pulling my dick
3) Another term to say hand/blow jobs
1) Person 1 - "Dude, you suck at skateboarding!"
Person 2 - "Man, stop jockin' my goose"
2) Person 1 - "Yo she blew me and i came in her eye!"
Person 2 - "No way man, are you jockin' my goose?"
3) "She jocked my goose last night. it was awesome"
|2.||oh my goose|
what you say when you feel embarrassed for someone.
annoying girl's boyfriend walks into the room and she stands up in front of everyone and hugs him. (so that everyone can see)
You then whipser this to your friend
"Oh my goose."
|3.||Cum Cum Goose|
a game based on Duck Duck Goose but the people in the circle are naked women and you have to jack off and whoever you cum on,that person is the goose and chases you around the circle until you sit down or she tags you
Dude,last night at the party,she got creamed by me while playing cum cum goose.
a person's soul mate. comes from Duck Duck Goose.
amy: i can't believe you're marrying ben!!! im so happy for you!!!
claire: i know!!! he's my goose, i love him so much!!!
Much like duck butter, Goose Butter is found at "the other end of the pond", but only on a female. It is the sweat that accumulates on a female in her vaginal area, usually around the vaginal lips.
Sorry Bobby, you're not actually turning me on, that's just my goose butter.
Did you remember to put the rest of the goose butter back in the fridge?
|6.||take my breath away|
song from top gun, that stupid fucking movie where goose dies and tom cruise pretends to make out with a woman even though everyone knows he's gay because he was talking to iceman in the lockerroom wearing only a towel.
(take my breath away)
take my breath a-waay
oooo oooo oooooooo
ooo oooo ooooooooo
to grab a man's genitals, putting them into a sort of choke-hold until the penis turns gray and falls off. Also, committing this act while drunk on Grey Goose Vodka.
I gave that son-of-a-bitch one hell of a grey goose when I found out he'd been sleeping with my best friend!