It's my glass of beer

You can use this when you really like something. It's the opposite of "it's not my cup of tea".

Football, it's my glass of beer.

by APA - Bristol October 15, 2019

these aren't my glasses

A statement made by a victim waking up during an event of being teabagged, with the actor's balls on the victim's eyes.

May also logically extent to breasts.

Tim sleeps. Bruce teabags Tim.

Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.

by Moogle Earth January 24, 2013

raising my glass

many cultures practise bonding over drinking, similar to the peace pipe of plains indians of north america. the point is not to get blotto. delirious. comatose. rather to find a level of energised, spirited (see also spirits!) togetherness in the moment. fully aware that it will never be back the same way!
(also compare with alcoholism which is an illness)

I was minding my business when i realised i was raising my glass to you. do you ever get the feeling that today will be gone tomorrow, how time flies, and how we should appreciate what we have? Coz i do)

by Krkič October 9, 2020

where are my glasses?

Famous words of a certain professor, glasses are usually in shirt pocket.

Where are my glasses? Ahh damn they are in me shirt pocket

by wherearemyglasses December 6, 2010

let the air outta my glass

to ask for a refill at the bar

Hey bartender, let the air outta my glass

by cheaptrickrick December 14, 2009

I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

The mature way for a teenager to apologize on Australian Television for throwing a party that resulted in damage to law enforcement vehicles. Is the perfect comeback for when a bitchy anchorwoman tells you to take off your glasses and apologize.

Anchorwoman: Why don't you take off your glasses and apologize like an adult?
Teenager: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

by J. Avery Esq. February 23, 2008

Wheres my fucking glasses?

A phrase derived from Tourettes Guy, while he is screaming into the microwave. The glasses appear to have flipped on backward while he was shaking his head, but he cannot see them.

Ahhh Shit! Wheres my fucking glasses?

by Thesefishsticksarehardastits! April 25, 2011