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"My basset hound is gay," is what to say when your basset is raping another dog.
"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.

"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
by scodder June 02, 2010