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13. my ass
expression that some turists adopts to say Mijas (small touristic town at Costa del Sol, southern Spain)
Excuse me sir, is this the road to my ass?
1. my ass
Product of an owl and a bungee cord. (See Kung Pow for reference)
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord... MY ASS!
by anonymous Jun 25, 2003 add a video
2. my ass
used as a smart-alecky answer when lacking a good one.
Q. Where were you today?
A. My ass... jerk.
by Shandron Jul 2, 2005 add a video
3. my ass
A word used to make fun of what someone else said.
Prep: I am so cool.

Me: My ass is cooler than you.
by Peeboy Jun 26, 2003 add a video
4. my ass
Derogatory insult towards another.
A fun place that girls love to go.
Mike: I'm way better than you at everything.
John: My ass, we are imaginary, so niether of us is the better one.

Girl: Oh, it's like a carnival down here.
by Yep Nope Sep 12, 2005 add a video
5. my ass
A way of expressing disbelief. It seems to be derived from the expression "my eye!" which just wasn't vulgar.

Also used in comparison to something being described as the superlative worst.
"Single he told me? Single my ass, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, ya know?"

"I R 1337"
"My ass is 1337er than you."
by junkyardprince Oct 14, 2003 add a video
6. my ass
A work of art, a place that no man may ever touch....ever....
Hey have you seen my ass? It's beautiful.
by Cow Dec 21, 2004 add a video
7. my ass
Term for your bitch.
Don't touch that bitch, that's my ass!
by Cornholio Jun 27, 2003 add a video
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