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19.
expression that some turists adopts to say Mijas (small touristic town at Costa del Sol, southern Spain)
Excuse me sir, is this the road to my ass?
by doc err0r December 06, 2006
 
1.
Product of an owl and a bungee cord. (See Kung Pow for reference)
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord... MY ASS!
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
 
2.
Disbelief, or calling someone a liar.
Kensi: I found a very easy Martha Stewart snickerdoodle recipe online.
(Deeks finds a plastic box for snickerdoodles as Kensie leaves)
Deeks: Martha Stewart my ass!
by Kieduss December 19, 2013
 
3.
Acronym meaning MAN-YOU-ARE-SO-STUPID.
Jackass: "If you don't give a f**k, then why are you wasting my time yelling about it?"
You: "MYASS"
by Sakzor December 03, 2009
 
4.
What u get when you mix a owl with a bungie cord.
1. "What do you get when you mix an owl with a bungie cord?
Response: My Ass
by Anonymous May 17, 2003
 
5.
my + ass. Just say my ass. Tow beautiful words.
Your sleepy myass!
by Jai December 12, 2003
 
6.
Derogatory insult towards another.
A fun place that girls love to go.
Mike: I'm way better than you at everything.
John: My ass, we are imaginary, so niether of us is the better one.

Girl: Oh, it's like a carnival down here.
by Yep Nope September 12, 2005
 
7.
A word used to make fun of what someone else said.
Prep: I am so cool.

Me: My ass is cooler than you.
by Peeboy June 26, 2003