1. me, myself, I

2. one's own buttocks

3. (archaic) my donkey
1a. "That bitch drove my ass to drink."

1b. "My ass is the shit."

2. "My ass stinks."

3. "The children laughed when I showed my ass at school."
by Joe Bone March 16, 2005
Top Definition
Product of an owl and a bungee cord. (See Kung Pow for reference)
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord... MY ASS!
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
A statement of defiance or a derogatory term expressing surprise, disappointment or irritation. Usually used when someone tells you something that you just honestly can't or won't enjoy.
“The fact you have to face is that you inadvertently killed two psyker brothers with your presence. This is why we decided that the Culexus Temple would be the best place for you,” He (Briar) explained.

“Culexus my ass,” Marcella rolled her eyes, “I’d rather be back home on Epsilon Regalis, or serving in Escholan’s retinue.”
by LyassacheckList August 11, 2016
Disbelief, or calling someone a liar.
Kensi: I found a very easy Martha Stewart snickerdoodle recipe online.
(Deeks finds a plastic box for snickerdoodles as Kensie leaves)
Deeks: Martha Stewart my ass!
by DarthKieduss December 19, 2013
Acronym meaning MAN-YOU-ARE-SO-STUPID.
Jackass: "If you don't give a f**k, then why are you wasting my time yelling about it?"
You: "MYASS"
by Sakzor December 03, 2009
What u get when you mix a owl with a bungie cord.
1. "What do you get when you mix an owl with a bungie cord?
Response: My Ass
by Anonymous May 17, 2003
my + ass. Just say my ass. Tow beautiful words.
Your sleepy myass!
by Jai December 12, 2003
used as a smart-alecky answer when lacking a good one.
Q. Where were you today?
A. My ass... jerk.
by Shandron July 02, 2005
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