Mx5’s are shit 

Mx5’s are shit because they are overpriced lumps of rust and people only buy them because everyone else tells them to… they are shit

Bro why did you buy a mx5… mx5’s are shit

Mx5’s are shit by 6n2_kixg September 18, 2022

Mazda MX5

The outward expression of a mans homosexual urges

MX-5's are feminine in all aspects and aimed at a female audience, however they have gained popularity in recent years as the gay mans status symbol; it says 'I like to have sex with other men' and I want everyone on my street to know.

Hello, I am a gay. I own a Mazda MX5.

Mazda MX5 by Percival the racist vacuum January 12, 2011

Mazda MX-5 Miata 

A tiny, cute car loved by many. The oldest Miata (from the 90s) has pop up headlights that look like eyes, and a grill which looks like a mouth, and when combined, make a cute face. The newer ones, (4th gen, 2014) have a bigger, smiling grill but no longer have the pop up headlights. (They haven’t been on Miata’s since the 1st gen version) But the Miata has always had a cute face! They are also known for how small they are, sometimes being able to fit under tall semi trucks.

“I’ve been thinking of buying a Mazda MX-5 Miata lately, they are very cute.”

Mazda MX-5 Miata by Randokat June 1, 2024