The sound of air kissing (to air kiss both cheeks is "mwah mwah")
Also used to describe a chic restaurant or bar frequented by "beautiful people" (esp. media/fashion/art types)

Sara is super mwah :)

The sound of air kissing

Also used to describe a chic restaurant or bar frequented by "beautiful people" (esp. media/fashion/art types), when it is often shortened to a single "mwah"

Just something really annoying that little 13-year-old girls like to say when they talk about all of their cool friends in their profiles. It's so cool to do, why not say MWAH? Oh yeah, it's not cool. Be quiet, idiots.

A sound or a word for a kiss. Also the beginning of the laugh mwah ha ha ! ! ! ! Usually used on msn.

the evil laugh, or at least the beginning of it

An easy word to get someone else to shut up

A totally coull way to give someone a kiss, when you can't any other way. Seriously. Give it a try. No joke.

Good times to use 'mwah' include, but are not limited to:
> when you're online
> while sms-ing.
> when you're on the phone
> while playing tennis
> while practicing tenor saxophone
> while having lunch
> whilst listening to music:
> classical
> rock
> indie
> house
> metal
> jazz
> opera
> ...
> when on a plane
> when carrying fruit
> whilst jumping
> when eating a muffin
> when under arrest
> when climbing a mountain
> when having dinner with the queen

Yup. Those are pretty much the best times to use it. But it works fairly well the rest of the time, too.