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muzzed up pigeon 

An Australian phrase for the noise made by a loud blow-off valve on a turbo car, particularly a VL Turbo full of wankers who think they are cool, with their hats on sideways doing bog laps of the city with the stereo turned right up.
When the throttle is released the air rushes through the BOV causing a loud "Tutututututu" noise. Sounding like a pigeon on LSD.
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VL turbo full of wankers: tututututututu
Johhny: Wow, listen to that thing! It sounds like a fully muzzed up pigeon! Bunch of tools!
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"im zo muzhed"
muzhed by Mr. D0ritos November 7, 2012
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Stoned on music. Can also be described as a lasting eargasm. Only used for good music, can not be applied to Justin Bieber, or Miley Cyrus. Mainly used for Chase Coy, and Christofer Drew.
Dude, I am so freaking muzed right now.

I know, dude, me too.
Muzed by HarperSaurus September 18, 2010
Australian (English) Slang, often used to describe a herb or coffee grinder (as well as a Weed specific grinder) used for processing the dry Cannabis flower for the purpose of consumption. Frequently used to describe an electric grinder.
Wow, that $10 Kmart coffee grinder sure does have a lot of OTHER uses. ;)
As a muzzer?

Sure. I can work with that.
A jinx or curse, not usually causing serious malady but bringing persistent bad luck.

An Australian colloquialism, possibly from Melbourne.
1. looks like I've been mozzed
2. they put the mozz on him just as he was about to win the the tournament.
mozzed by StephenZ April 22, 2004

Angry Muzzeldini 

The Angry Muzzeldini is bascially a mix between the muzzel loader, the houdini and an angry pirate. In order for an Angry Muzzeldini to be executed perfectly the perpitrator will need a can of dip (Skoal, grizzly or coppenhagen for best results) a friend and a bitch who'll take it in the pooper. Whilst fucking a girl with a nice pinch in your mouth you will scoop out the dip and procede to place the dip on the inside rim of her asshole. At this point you will pull out and let your friend who was hiding in the closet come out and push the dip into her anus with his dick. Next you will need to run outside and knock on the window to show the girl that you are no longer the one fucking her. Your friend will finally pull out, and once she turns around to see who is actually fucking her, will nutt in her eye followed by a swift kick to the shin. The end result is a girl with tobacco in her ass, being fucked by a stranger whilst looking like a pirate.
Dude Hannah freaked the fuck out when Jack and I pulled off the Angry Muzzeldini
Angry Muzzeldini by AdamJamoWill October 10, 2011

muzzadayze 

The Musical Festival held in Melbourne on New Years Day, that used to be cool until it turned infested with try hard muzza's with fluoro shirts or muscle T's, random punch ons and fights with security. Dancing by doing a moves involving either-
a- "cookie rolls" spinning ure arms in quick circles.
b- air punches
c- flexing muscles and moving hands in a marching movement.
All Shirts are OFF rain/hail or shine and the atmosphere of the event is ruined.
"Ey bro lets party new years, take off your shirt we're goin muzzadayze bro"
muzzadayze by feistafeva January 28, 2009