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muttstache

A scraggly mustache/goatee that has many different colored hairs in it (brown, blond, red, grey, etc), particularly in patches, resembling the fur coat of a mongrel, or mutt.

May or may not be disgusting in appearance.
That guy with the shaved head and goatee looked all hardcore until I saw his muttstache. Now he just looks like a redneck hillbilly skinhead reject, who likes country music, shotguns, and trucks with large tires on them.

Thanks for applying to the open management position. After careful consideration of your qualifications, we have decided to pursue a candidate who did not have a muttstache, and who would not pass for Jeff Foxworthy from a distance.

There ain't NUTHIN more 'Merican then.. coun'try myusic, bein listened to on a boombox by a guy with an awesome muttstache.

The West Virginia politician's constituents admired him for his honesty, charisma, and his neatly groomed muttstache.
muttstache by Bbungus May 6, 2010

muttutter 

Large breasts on a dogly female.
That sickening female had massive muttutters.
muttutter by Chodester July 16, 2003
mut⋅ti⋅tude
mut-i-tood

noun: from the growing vocabulary used for, by, and about multiracial persons (mutts).

1. manner or feeling with regard to a person or thing.
2. tendency or orientation, esp. of the mind
3. a mental state involving beliefs, feelings and values.
4. Ballet. a pose in which the dancer (mutt) stands on one leg, the other bent behind.

Origin
2009
ME: Mutt English


A positive muttitude matters if you want to feel better.
Try to have a relaxed muttitude about this; things will get better.
Listen, drop that muttitude, will you?

Muttstank 

a derogatory term for Ford Motor Company's legendary sporty car, the Mustang. The implication is that the Mustang is a dog (mutt) that stinks (stank.) Usually used by fans of General Motors' late lamented Glimmer Twins, the Camaro and the Firebird.
gene: so whatcha gonna do now that yer ex-wife gotcher Explorer in the divorce?
dean: i dunno. i always wanted a Mustang, maybe I'll get a red one.
gene: whatthefuck? why bother with a Muttstank? you might as well walk, or buy a Hyundai.
dean: stfu, at least they didn't discontinue the Mustang like they did the Cramped Arrow or the Misfirebird.
me: wait till they bring back the Challenger!!
gene and dean: who said that?
Muttstank by earpuller April 18, 2006

muttstick 

Ugly as a mutt and as dumb as his stick
Don't worry about that guy creeping on your girl. He's a total muttstick
muttstick by Uncle Boolish February 4, 2017
means vagina. A spinoff from the word mut as in "that girl is a mutt". the word has mutated into 'mutatta' which means the vagina of the mut.
Hey Shaz! show us sum sloppy mutatta. Eeeew! put it away Queen! Thats gross! Honestly Eeeeeww!
Mutatta by Mike June 11, 2004