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3.
Female genitalia
She was so easy, she even gave up her mutton.
by graveyardjunkie January 29, 2010
 
1.
In British slang it means a bit deaf.
Fella1: Why don't you listen to what I'm saying?
Fella2: Eh?
Fella1: I think you're getting a bit mutton
by manoz April 21, 2009
 
2.
A square-shaped button commonly found in men's clothing. A mutton can be found mainly in men's shirts, but can also be found on women's blouses, men's boxers, and other types of clothing.
While walking down the street, I spotted a shirt with exactly ten muttons going straight down.
by ChrisElMiamense November 22, 2011
 
4.
To molest young impressionable teenage girls in the back seat of a Skyline
The date was going well until Fast Eddy muttoned me.
by Fast Eddy April 29, 2004
 
5.
Male genitalia
Get your hands of my mutton you cretin!
by Pouch April 29, 2004
 
6.
A red car.
Red cars are faster!
by p0rt21 April 30, 2004